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NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7457	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	9470	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	584
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	923
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7330
Potions Brewed:	133	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Runes Activated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Votes:	3654	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!