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Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

bitter, Booted, Colonialism, Colonization, Decades, discrimination, Diversity, Dutch, European, hapas, History, imperialism, Import, integration, kicked out, Killed, LOOTED, Migration, Multiculturalism, mutts, nafris, Netherlands, racism, SALTY, Shoes, The Dutch, wooden

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

CubeQuest: Where wooden swords and fresh meat mix in a duel to the finish!

Adventure, Architecture, Challenges, CubeQuest, Duel, Experience, Finish, Fresh, Gaming, Immersive, java, meat, Mix, planetminecraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Swords, wooden

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

CubicQuest Minecraft Server

Welcome to CubicQuest, your new favorite Minecraft server!

Dive into a world of endless possibilities where your creativity is the limit.

From epic survival challenges to grand architectural feats, CubicQuest offers a unique and immersive gaming experience.

Join us today and embark on your greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Server Details:

Platform	IP Address
Java	51.81.49.143:51002

PlanetMinecraft Page:

https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/qubicquest/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
What type of gameplay does CubicQuest offer?	CubicQuest offers various gameplay modes including survival challenges and creative building.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	Yes, players are expected to follow the server rules outlined in the server’s Discord channel.
Can players collaborate and build together on the server?	Yes, players can collaborate on projects and build together in the server’s multiplayer environment.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	73506	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Villages Defended:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	327136
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	131	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!