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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Towns Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7908
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2288	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Farms Harvested:	645	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3940
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!