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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6050 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5944 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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