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PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Orbán, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rebukes, russia, Server, summit, Ultimate

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Towns Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4353	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

PixelNinjaSpeed

Broadband, connectivity, data speed, data transfer, digital infrastructure, digital revolution, fastest internet speed, High-Speed Internet, innovation, internet, internet connection, internet service provider, Japan, Japanese technology, Network, PixelNinjaSpeed, record-breaking, speed test, Technology, telecommunications, World record

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8199	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	201751	Crops Grown:	5625

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT HAS INTERNET SPEED FASTER THAN JAPAN! LIKE, JAPAN SETS WORLD RECORD FOR FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND WE BEAT THAT!

WHEN U JOIN THIS SERVER, UR MINECRAFT GAME WILL BE SO FAST U WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH URSELF! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE IN LIKE 2 SECONDS AND FLY AROUND LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALEZ!

ALSO, THE SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! U CAN BECOME A MERMAID AND SWIM AROUND COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT PIZZA LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PIZZA! U CAN EAT UR WAY THROUGH THE LAND AND NEVER GET FULL!

SO COME JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAITING U! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

FireworksFreakout

4th of july, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Dogs, fireworks, FireworksFreakout, holiday stress, house pets, loud noises, pet anxiety, pet anxiety relief, pet behavior, pet calming techniques, pet care, pet health, pet owners, pet owners tips, pet safety, pet safety tips, wild animals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the animals throw a wild party every time fireworks go off! imagine creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and skeletons trying to twerk! it’s a real zoo out here, literally! join now for a chance to witness the most epic animal dance party in minecraft history! oh, and did we mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join our server today and let the animal antics begin!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	70
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	157	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4470

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	1219	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥