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TeenageTunesMC

“Youth, adolescence, Coming of Age, emotional, favorite songs, flashback, formative years, high school, hits of the 2000s, Memories, Music, Nostalgia, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, soundtrack of my life, teenage angst, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC, Throwback, time machine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	414742
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Remember that song that played on repeat while you were mining for diamonds and building your epic castle? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to bringing back those nostalgic feels! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as you battle creepers to the beat of your favorite teenage anthem. And who knows, you might even run into a secret underground rave where the zombies drop sick loot and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 2009, because on this server, every block you break is a step closer to reliving your teenage dreams!

ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories

annexation, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, disputed territories, donbas, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, non-recognition policy, occupied territories, political stance, russia, Russian, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”

join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.

and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, discrimination, double standards, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, Misogyny, mystic, PIXEL, protest, Realms, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Agreement, Ban, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Behavior, Comments.., Community, consensus, discussion, Etiquette, Guidelines, HARMFUL, inappropriate, internet, long tail tags, Moderation, online forum, reddit, rules, social media, Spam, TOXIC, trolling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6774	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

MineCraftySchool2100

21st century education, artificial intelligence in classrooms, Collaborative Learning, critical thinking skills, digital textbooks, experiential learning, flipped classroom, future of education, futuristic teaching methods, global citizenship education, innovative learning, lifelong learning, MineCraftySchool2100, online education, personalized learning, problem-solving skills, project-based learning, STEM Education, sustainability education, technology in education, virtual reality in schools

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchantments Applied:	297	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

Butts of Anime 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	184	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

BoyfriendBossCraft

adhd, anxiety, bedtime, Boundaries, BoyfriendBossCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, fatigue disorder, Gaming, gaming addiction, light sleeper, Meetings, organization, relationship issues, self-care, sleep schedule, tiredness, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

ACADEMIC, creativity, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, curriculum, education, educational reform, environmental studies, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, learning, Life skills, mental health education, school subjects, SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP, social justice, student development, teaching, technology education, vocational training

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

Ban, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Elon Musk controversy, INAUGURATION, internet, Links, MuskCraft, Online platforms, political event, public appearance, reddit, reddit community, reddit rules, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech billionaire, tech industry, twitter, TWITTERX

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, charges, criminal charges, criminal offense, extremism, far right, far right leader, Hate Speech, hostility, inciting hatred, leader, legal action, Minecraft, nationalism, political extremism, political party, Server, Turkish politics, Türkiye, Ümit Özdağ, ÜmitCraft, Victory Party

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!