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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8070 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8436 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5060 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
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