Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
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Crafty Contraception Cove
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense. -
Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!
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Tubal Tied Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!






