come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.
MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed
PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, get this, a german woman got a harsher sentence than a rapist for calling him a pig! like, whaaat?! if that ain’t some messed up shiz, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the wild ride of this server where anything can happen, even crazier stuff than this! trust me, you won’t be bored, you’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! let’s goooooo!ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!HijabCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!
HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!MeTooMineCraftPrison
so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!Bechdel Test Fail
join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!
but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!
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