| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 550 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2417 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 8163 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 293 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 765490 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4435 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6792 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 358159 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9359 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6843 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2008 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1185 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9374 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 974 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4085 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
