imagine walking around in your blocky world and suddenly getting a notification that your character might have breast cancer in the future. it’s like having your own personal doctor in the game!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have this amazing AI feature, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. all you have to do is find the hidden entrance and you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest and most unique gameplay you’ll ever encounter. who knew saving lives and getting rich could be so much fun in a virtual world?
imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.
but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.
so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?
Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?
So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!
And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!
We got that exclusive access to baby-making blocks and potions, makin’ it easier than ever to grow your own lil’ Minecraft family. From 12% in 1950 to a whopping 47% in 2020, we be breakin’ records and takin’ names when it comes to teen births in the blocky world.
So come on down and join the fun! Build your own baby-making empire and watch as your Minecraft family grows bigger and bigger. Sub-Saharan Africa ain’t got nothin’ on us when it comes to poppin’ out them virtual babies. Let’s get this party started, baby!
but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!
not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!
what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!
Join our server and experience the most challenging and intense gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Fromsoftware doesn’t mess around when it comes to creating epic adventures and heart-pounding battles. You’ll feel like you’re in a real-life boss fight every time you log on.
But that’s not all – our server has been nominated for Game of the Year, thanks to our insane DLC packs and mind-blowing updates. You won’t find another server like ours anywhere else in the gaming world.
So come join us on our epic journey to become the ultimate gaming giant. With our new, better, and larger studio, we’re ready to take on even the biggest gaming giants like Capcom. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of gaming history – join our server today!
Join us for a chance to ride on giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored jello, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, daring quests to find the legendary Candy Cane Sword, and don’t forget about our annual Christmas tree decorating contest (last year’s winner used nothing but diamond blocks and glowstone – talk about bling bling!).
But that’s not all, folks! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo where you can tame your very own Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a holiday and every block is a gift waiting to be unwrapped. Merry Craftmas, everyone!
• “From the player, to the players” – this is the principle on which our server is created
• Server for men is a classic server in Minecraft, the purpose of which is to create for players the most comfortable and at the same time unlimited service for the game. The administration is as open as possible to any suggestions regarding the project, since it is not only for us, but, most importantly, for you.
• A little about the rules
On the server for men there is absolute freedom of speech and the simplest rules, which we strongly recommend that you familiarize yourself with. Griefing, cheating and murder are allowed. No, this is not anarchy, explosions in private do not work here, and cheats are punishable by a permanent ban. This is a server where players are limited only by plugins, and the administration does not directly interfere with the gameplay, simply maintaining the stable operation of the server.
• A little about donation
We have the most balanced donation and many paid cosmetic services! We also have an in-game currency with a store on our server. Donation website: https://store.maleserver.eu
• Plugins:
1. Regions
The server has a plugin for regions. Explosions in regions do not work, PvP is disabled by default. However, if you enter a region in PvP mode, you will still be able to be killed before the PvP mode is reset
2. Alcohol brewing
The server has an alcohol brewing plugin with interesting and exciting recipes, so nothing will stop you from opening your own Bar or just having fun with friends.
3. AntiRelog
During PvP you cannot leave the server without losing your inventory, and you will also not be able to teleport
4. Clans
An integral part of our server are clans. Since griefing is allowed on the server, PvP, of course, is also allowed. Create your own clans, earn points, destroy enemies, win wars and receive unique paid prizes!
5. Quests
We have custom quests, each of which the administrator came up with and completed himself. For quests you receive unique rewards, as well as in-game currency. Over time, the number and variety of quests will increase. We will also welcome your ideas for quests!
6. Buyers
Another way to make money on our server is through different buyers, each of which buys different resources at reasonable prices without killing the server’s economy
7. Auction
There is also an auction plugin on the server. This is another way you can earn extra money on our server and raise your name as a merchant.
8. Players’ personal stores
Each player can create his own personal store with resources. To do this, enter the command /quickshop
9. Plasmo Voice
Voice chat is available, for this install the Plasmo Voice mod
10. Battlepass
Battle Pass available. Both paid and free
11. Slot machines at /warp casino
Slot machines in which you can both win and lose the server’s internal currency work thanks to our RP without mods!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a newbro guide to help you navigate through the madness, insane resources to help you survive, and increased drop rates for Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows! And don’t forget about our Mystic Summons featuring the powerful Last Rider Krau and the twisted Eidolon Kayron!
Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!
We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!
But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?