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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 566 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
