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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6806 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.
if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.
plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.
