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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9763 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?