come join our minecraft server where extremist settlers attack Israeli-Arab women and children in the West Bank for FUN! we have the craziest pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a true savage. build your own settlements and defend them from crazy settlers with outrageous weapons like exploding sheep and flying pigs. join us for the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of minecraft!
Blocky Bedlam: Settler Showdown
BlockyBabesOnly
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?
CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.
not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!
BoneCraftMC
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further! Our server is so lit, even Superman would be turned on by the women with nice bones playing here.We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava than a volcano on steroids. Join us and you’ll be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
CraftyLoveAdvice
Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you single ladies out there!Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are all top-tier builders, so you know they’ll treat you like the queen of the block. Plus, our chat is always buzzing with flirty banter and hilarious pick-up lines. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got Creeper Love?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary love stories. We’ve had players meet in-game, fall in love, and even tie the knot in a virtual wedding ceremony. Talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!
So don’t waste your time crafting a love potion, just hop on our server and let the romance flow. Who knows, you might just find your player two.
TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?
Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!
BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!HerstorySMP – Best Time for Women
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner queen bee? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!Join us for a server where women reign supreme and men are just there to fetch us diamonds. We’ve got custom plugins that turn all the mobs into adorable kittens, because who needs creepers when you can have cuddly fluffballs roaming around?
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous female pirate who will guide you to buried treasure if you can solve her riddles. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where all the blocks turn into candy.
So come on, ladies! Grab your pickaxes and come join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who run the world? Girls! And we run this server too!
PetPalsMC
so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest