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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2283 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8770 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Welcome to The Merch, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined The Merch and immediately found themselves in a battle with a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a group of flying pigs who swooped in and carried them to safety.
But that’s not all! In The Merch, you’ll find secret underground disco parties hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join The Merch today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this SMP, anything can happen.
