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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3806 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5090 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Crops Grown: | 4643 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
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