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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5657 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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