Are you tired of putting in all the effort to look “kissable” only to be left with a mouth full of disappointment? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your teeth can be as yellow as a banana and you’ll still be the hottest player around!
Join us and leave your dental hygiene worries behind as we embrace all types of smiles, no matter how crusty or stained they may be. Who needs a pearly white grin when you can have a skullshape that would make even aliens jealous?
Forget about scraping your tongue and gargling mouthwash, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving the craziest adventures. So come on over and show off your unique smile, because here, we know that true beauty lies in your skullshape, not your teeth!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the white women are a gift from God! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining competitions, llama rodeos, and secret underground white woman shrines. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life on our one-of-a-kind server!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!
Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!
Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!
Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.
Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of ninja llamas who are experts at PvP combat and will challenge you to epic battles. And if that’s not enough, we also have a team of supermodels from all over the world who will be your loyal companions on your Minecraft adventures. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your favorite nationality of women to conquer the virtual world with!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!
Hello! I’ve personally dealt with being uncomfortable while playing video games due harassment and strange encounters and was looking to maybe create a safe space for women on a (long-term) server where we can play, create, and connect with each other in a safe and fun environment.💗
Looking to fill the Minecraft server with shops, cute houses, and hosting holiday celebrations, competitions, etc. Overall just looking to hopefully create long-lasting friendships and build a community where we can enjoy game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and much more!
If you’re interested please PM me and include your age and tell me a little bit about yourself! I’m so excited to meet everyone and hopefully create a fun little community ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
Please note: This server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Any inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. I will be personally vetting everyone to ensure a safe environment. NA Time Zone 18+ only!!!!!
FAQ
Question
Answer
Can men join the server?
No, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women.
What activities will be available on the server?
We plan to have shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
How do I join the server?
Please PM the creator with your age and a little about yourself to be vetted and added to the server.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?
Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!
Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.
So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women of West Los Angeles, Mid City, and Culver City reign supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!
First of all, our server is run by a group of fierce and fabulous women who have built an empire in the virtual world. They have created the most epic builds, conquered the toughest mobs, and organized the most epic virtual parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where the women gather to plot world domination. Will you be brave enough to join them and become part of their elite squad?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world. It is said to be guarded by a dragon so fierce that only the bravest of players can defeat it and claim the riches for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic girl gang in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the most litMinecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro.
– Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move.
– Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻
Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.
So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!
But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!
Join us for a WILD RIDEfilled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!
Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, you heard it here first folks – players have the chance to saddle up and ride the mighty dragon through the skies, all while dodging fireballs and creeper explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server around – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!
First of all, our fearless leader Lia is currently on vacation in Japan, living her best life and soaking up all the sushi and anime she can handle. But fear not, there are still plenty of epic streams coming up, implying some wild adventures await!
And if that wasn’t enough, Lia has a new t-shirt for sale that will give you magical powers in-game. Seriously, it’s like wearing a +100 Luck enchantment on your chest. Plus, Lia announced that she’s working on a new outfit and original song for 2024 – talk about dedication to her craft!
But wait, there’s more! Lia will be competing in the VTL Academy, facing off against some of the toughest players in the game. And don’t even get me started on Phase Wars 2 – Lia is on TEAM BLAZE and ready to set the competition on fire!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey, where only Lia’s love is real and all other girls are just NPCs. Trust me, once you enter Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, player! 😎🎮
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because the CEO of starfield sirs has got you covered! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.
Join now for a chance to ride on a diamond-studded llama through a magical forest filled with talking animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret cave filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon who loves to bust a move while you battle it out in the End. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join the CEO of starfield sirs Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
