Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!
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join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.
who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!
2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?
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we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.
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our research team of zombie scientists predicts that the weather on our server will be more extreme than a skeleton riding a spider. you can expect bigger swings between wetter wet periods and drier summers than a pig in a mud pit. it’s gonna be wilder than a wolf chasing a chicken!
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BEST ANARCHY SERVER OUT THERE! This server is the best anarchy server for you. We have an active community with friendly and mean people in the server. Thats the best part of anarchy you have a mix of everyone and every type of experience is possible. If your looking for a new and growing anarchy server this is the server for you!
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Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.
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