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Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3554
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	2813
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	419	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4864
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5950	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	3664	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	1926
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	9393
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	1673
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.