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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9020 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.