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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8298 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.