so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.
SpyCraft Minecraft Server
VomitCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!BoobCraft: Table Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
SpyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESSPixelPretties
What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
UncleLaptopNoPay
Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!
FreedomCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!