OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like Liechtenstein but ruled by a woman for da first time! She be like slayin’ dragons and buildin’ castles with her pink diamond pickaxe. U can be her loyal knight and ride on a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da villagers go wild and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. Join now before the queen decides to ban all potatoes from the kingdom!
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BlockyBankLady
omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!
