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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7942 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!