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LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	762
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6768	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

#announcement, anticipation, Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, Crafty, decision, election, Future, hopeful, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Political process, Politics, Presidency, presidential campaign, presidents, public opinion, Server, Steves, strategy, Time, Trail, Waiting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7732	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#14hourBroadcast, #CrossRegionDataCenterTravelTest, #FinalFantasyFans, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #GamingCommunity, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, collaboration, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, Edition, endwalker, freecompanies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, mmorpg, OnlineGaming, promotionalsite, Resources, xivg

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Mines Excavated:	3981	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	7761	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

America, AUTHORITY, China, Competition, control, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, global politics, hegemony, influence, international relations, Murica, national pride, power, strength, Submission, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, world power, YeehawCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

#pikachu, anger management, animated characters, calling the police, Communication, Confrontation, edited, edited Pikachu, Etiquette, fictional creatures, Frustration, illegal, law enforcement, mad, meets, Minecraft, online interaction, PixelPikaCraft, Police, Responding, response, social media, stat block

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Animals Bred:	186

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!