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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3787 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1396 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.