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MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Farms Harvested:	535	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1929	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ores Mined:	7874
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!