Wokecraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

ESG, persecuted, Jap company, licensed games, Toyota

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

WokeCraft, American men, Russian visas, migration options, international relations

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

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WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

healthy habits, goals, commitments, productivity, Rise

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

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Stay WokeCraft

avoiding danger, self defense, staying alert, Crime Prevention, safety tips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

social justice, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, wokegay, LGBTQ activism

Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Quality Control, product exports, iPhone production, CraftyChina, quality issues

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

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JapGeekyGamer Minecraft SMP

geeky, martial arts fandom, Combat sports, Geek Culture, japs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and become a part of a community where players believe they are actually professional wrestlers in disguise as Minecraft characters. That’s right, forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be body slamming creepers and drop kicking zombies like a true wrestling superstar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring hidden deep within the server, where players can battle it out for the title of Champion of the Blocks. Will you be the one to reign supreme and claim your diamond-encrusted belt?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the ridiculousness begin!

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PresidentialSurvivalCraft – Minecraft Server

power struggle, desert island, Conflict Resolution, Competition, Minecraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where every US president in history is dropped onto a deserted island together. It’s like a crazy presidential Hunger Games, but with creepers and zombies instead of tributes. Will Abraham Lincoln use his top hat as a shield? Will Teddy Roosevelt ride a bear into battle? Will George Washington chop down trees with his wooden teeth? Join this server and find out who will emerge as the ultimate leader of the presidential island! Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown of historical proportions.

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BagCraft Server – Where Pixels Meet Laughs

serenade, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Side Content, laughs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Total Assault: Perorodzilla” where you can battle giant monsters and show off your combat skills. Plus, our “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” event will have you dancing with joy as you recruit new friends and allies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

jokes that hurt, ashamed, hate, team dynamics, Africans

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

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