WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

alarm clock, commitments, daily routine, Exercise, family, goals, healthy habits, morning routine, motivation, motivation to succeed, New Day, Obligations, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, reason for waking up, responsibilities, Rise, School, sunrise, WokeCraft, work

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

Stay WokeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

acceptance, activism, Diversity, equality, Gay, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., progress, representation, smp, social justice, tolerance, Woke, WokeCraft, wokegay

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Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction education, addiction intervention, addiction prevention, addiction recovery, addiction rehabilitation, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, Addictive, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, blockcraft, coping mechanisms, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependency, Drugs, mental health, substance abuse

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

RichCraft Minecraft Server

discussion, economic inequality, Economy, finance, financial regulation, fiscal policy, G20, Global cooperation, global tax, Government, International, Meeting, Minecraft, MINISTERS, policy, RichCraft, Rio de Janeiro, Server, summit, super rich, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎

we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷

build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰

we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹‍♂️

so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣

JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮

GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages

bring hostages home, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., end the war, foreign policy, free, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, hostage crisis, hostages, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, political pressure, united states, War

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so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us!

Minecraftian Republic

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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In the minecraftian republic you can play normal minecraft, particapate in a evolving economy, run for government offices and play in a organized societal project. We have several plugins to add custom features and even custom plugins to add a unique twist. We host elections every monday and have a open government where any player can run.

political.mcserver.us:25588

WindSMP

Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, free for all, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Place where you can play All in One survival game modes:

– Survival – OneBlock – BoxPvP – SkyBlock – Factions – LifeSteal – Free For All

play.windsmp.eu

Veiled Haven: Where griefing is only allowed if it’s unintentional! Java 1.21, Semi-Vanilla!

16+, age-restriction, Allowed, apply, Armor statues, block by block, Discord, Economy, Events, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, java, Mature, modifications, Player/Mob Heads, Respectful Atmosphere, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, smp, theft, Unintentional, Vanilla Experience, veiled, Whitelisted

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Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft. Dedicated to giving players a mostly vanilla experience with simple modifications to enhance gameplay.

Quick Links

Modifications

Events & Economy

Weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes. The community is working on a shopping district with player-run shops for custom items.

Rules

Veiled Haven is a whitelisted SMP with an age restriction of 16+. Exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, and any other rule infractions are strictly prohibited.

To Apply

Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply.

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Veiled Haven?	Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft, offering a mostly vanilla experience with enhancements.
How do I apply to join?	Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply for membership.
What modifications are included?	Modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat have been added.
Are there events and prizes?	Yes, weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes for participants.
What are the server rules?	Rules include an age restriction of 16+, no exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, or player abuse.

Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General

bug tracker, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, general, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, m2g, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!

We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition

Autoxertion edition, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, Edition, Exile, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile closed beta, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile forum, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile tools, Path of Exile utilities, POE 2, poeg, prior thread, Settlers of Kalguur, Settlers of Kalguur website, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BabyCraftHospSisDrama

BabyCraftHospSisDrama, c-section, communication breakdown, difficult times, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family relationships, high risk pregnancy, lack of empathy, medical crisis, NICU, personal struggles, pregnancy hormones, premature baby, selfish behavior, sibling dynamics, sister support, support system, Tension

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?

Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved

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Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Farms Harvested:	285	Dragon Eggs Found:	7021

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	540810

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	2082	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	690
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	2855
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7087	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	3802	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9009

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Farms Harvested:	406	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	1118
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Unbelievable WokeCraft Minecraft Servers

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Quick Links

Modifications

Events & Economy

Rules

To Apply

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ