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WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	735
Potions Brewed:	175	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7915	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

Stay WokeCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2252	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

acceptance, activism, Diversity, equality, Gay, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., progress, representation, smp, social justice, tolerance, Woke, WokeCraft, wokegay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Items Found:	2088	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

PalestineCraft: Where Creepers Wear Keffiyehs and Villagers Bargain for Peace #1304

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can bake bread while fighting off Glowniggers and well-poisoning enemies? Look no further! Join our server where we bake bread to fight off the Zionist occupation forces invading our city! With over 33,843 martyrs and 76,575 wounded, the stakes are high but the bread is higher! Our fighters engage in fierce clashes with the Glowniggers and their military vehicles, using machine guns and baguettes to defend our land. Plus, our marches have successfully hit Iron Dome platforms and crew, leaving them dead and wounded. So come join us, deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse Total Kike Death (TKD)! It’s a wild ride full of outrageous battles and delicious baked goods. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Higurashi Kai, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lolz, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, xivg, Zalera Goblet

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	233	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1583
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!