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Aurora Portal 1.21

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got Labor ministers, campaign strategists, and meme cooking up like you’ve never seen before.

Witness the marriage of Peter Dutton and his wife, Kirilly, mocked in the most outrageous way possible. It’s stupid, it’s unfair, it’s the perfect reason to join us!

Crush your enemies like Howard crushed Latham in 2004. Explore unlocked cabinet papers and reveal problems that even Howard couldn’t fix.

Furious viewers have nothing on us! Blast through family-friendly 9pm coverage and dive into a world that’s too “woke” for the ABC to handle.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and question reality like never before!

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8559
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	109
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	4026
Farms Harvested:	947	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Star Shards Collected:	160	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

anxiety, CHANGE, finding a job, hunt, Job, job hunting, job motivation, Job Search, job search advice, job search anxiety, job search encouragement, job search help, job search motivation, job search motivation needed, job search motivation requested, job search motivation required, job search support, job search tips, Minecraft, motivation, motivation needed, overcoming anxiety, smp, social anxiety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3655	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	94	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.