Woke Culture MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Woke Up, Now What?

double standards, social justice, WOKE CULTURE, debate, Politics

join this server if you want to be a part of the most epic adventure of your life, where the zombies do the cha-cha and the creepers throw a disco party every night. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

we have unicorns that poop rainbows, and llamas that can breakdance better than you. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the sun itself.

if you want to be part of a community that is as crazy as a box of frogs, then this is the place for you. we have players who can build entire cities in a day and others who can tame the wildest of wolves with just a wink.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe.

IP: xxx.WakeUpAndDance.xxx

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Woke Awakening in Minecraft

WOKE CULTURE, identity politics, cultural criticism, cancel culture, public discourse

WELCOME TO THE BEST WORST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! Join NOW or Lose Your Mind!

Have you ever questioned why the sun rises in the West and sets in your mom’s basement? Well, strap in because you’ve just entered RealityFissureCraft—the most chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse! Is it a dream? Is it a scream? It’s probably just your other self trying to escape. Sign up today or risk unraveling your very existence!

FEATURES THAT MAKE YOU GO “WHAT?!”

Feature	Description
Inverted Physics Mode	Jump 1,000 blocks and walk on the ceiling made of Jell-O!
Fireproof Water	Pour it on lava and listen to it weep for its lost potential.
Living Blocks	They scream when you mine them! Therapy sessions included.
Endless Full Moons	Never-ending night with existential dread included for FREE!
Sentient Creepers	They want to be your friend! Also, they’re going to explode.
Worlds Colliding	Literally. Your home could be adjacent to the void, good luck!
Infinite Inventory	Carry everything, including your worst fears!

WIERD QUESTIONS & EVEN WEIRDER ANSWERS!

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run the version that plays hide and seek with your sanity.

Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends? If you have those, why are you playing Minecraft in the first place?!

RANDOM QUOTES FROM OUR DEMENTED PLAYERS

“Is woke dead?”
“What if the blocks are watching us?”
“I traded my soul for diamonds, and they were fake. Curse you!”
“This place is a paradox. I’m both lost and found.”
“Why does it rain indoors? It’s absolutely refreshing!”

Join RealityFissureCraft if you dare! Where logic goes to die and absurdity reigns! Your mind will thank you (or perhaps it won’t) once you step through the portal of madness!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

babe, new meme, funny meme, humor meme, meme

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Diversity, lack of surprise, Game, screeching, Political

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

woke community, woke gamers unite, Inclusivity, Minecraft, Steam library

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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IsHeRightMC SMP

debate, Woke Ideology, disagreement, Alt-Right, WOKE CULTURE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil villagers riding on llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance-off competition in the Nether – let’s just say things got heated (literally)!

Oh, and did I mention our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers busting a move like this before!

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join our SMP today. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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MortalKombatRIP Minecraft Server

fatalities in Mortal Kombat, controversy, Mortal Kombat series, MortalKombatRIP, Dead

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of wokeness!

Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!

Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.

So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!

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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

demise, game development, controversy, cancel culture, bioware

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

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GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Refugees, immigration updates, migrant flight, detention center

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity!

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UNblockCraft

US, Government, Decision making, international relations, Trump administration

lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!

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