#woke-brok Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NythorCraft

Adventure, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Tekkit Legends, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	259	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Potions Brewed:	164	Battle Standards Raised:	8

nythorcraft Are you looking for a custom server and bloody moon as well? bosses, elite abilities etc What are you waiting for, come in now

nythorcraft.live:25567

MineFlash

Community, Economy, Features, Friends, in game, invite, LifeSteal, Minecraft, MineFlash, new season, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Server, Survival, Vote, weekend

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

This is not a new community but we have a brand new Lifesteal season that is about to release this weekend. Enjoy the server with all of our great features and invite your friends. Vote daily for rewards in-game, I will see you there

play.mineflash.xyz

Zelda’s Kingdom Minecraft Server

Adventure, best zelda game, character design, FANTASY, favorite Zelda game, Female Characters, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hero, Hyrule, iconic characters, Kingdom, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, princess, Princess Zelda, royal, Server, strong female characters, triforce, video games, Zeldas

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Legend of Zelda on steroids! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the princess (spoiler alert: it’s not Zelda, it’s actually a chicken named Gertrude).

Choose your own adventure as you battle evil mobs, explore mystical dungeons, and ride on giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Plus, our server has the best iteration of Princess Zelda – she’s a ninja warrior who can shoot fireballs from her eyes!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft experience when you can join our server and be part of a wacky, wild, and totally insane adventure? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Televisions SMP: Power to Save Planet

#sustainability, action, Apocalypse, eco-friendly, energy efficient, Entertainment, Environment, futuristic, global crisis, innovation, Mission, planet, power, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, Saving the World, smp, SuperHero, Technology, télévisions, total destruction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2724	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has televisions that grant you the power to save the planet from total destruction! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, on our server you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find the legendary remote control that controls the fate of the world. Join now and become the hero that Minecraft never knew it needed!

Blocky Torah Minecraft Server

blocky, child abuse, Child protection, child rights, controversial teachings, Ethics, Jewish law, judaism, Minecraft, Mishneh Torah, morality, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious interpretations, religious laws, religious morality, religious practices, religious teachings., religious texts, religious violence, Server, sexual abuse, Torah

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have so much fun that even the Mishneh Torah can’t handle it. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we promise no crazy execution rules here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “What the block?!”

Idea Board Minecraft SMP

Board, idea.., ideas, ideas for imageboard, imageboard, internet, internet above the internet, internet culture, internet usage, JPEGs, Killer, long tail tags, mad, Meme culture, Minecraft, niggers, non normalfags, normies, Online Community, smp, thinking, toiled, watch, wish

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies on the regular internet? Do you want to escape the madness of watching n00bs rage over jpegs and drama? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the internet above the internet exists! Here, you can be free from the normie madness and chill with fellow non-normalfags who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join us and escape the normie life today!

Sacred Labyrinth

Adventure, Bedwars, blocks, Coins, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Mobs, Economy, engaging environment, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Keys, Mini Games, Minopoly, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, weapons, weekly events

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8370
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	1111
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Hello and welcome friends to our brand-new community! Dive into our Survival server, where we’ve crafted a custom experience with exciting new mobs, weapons, blocks, fishing, and more, all designed to add some spice to your Minecraft survival mode! or dive into our creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and unleash your imagination. Don’t forget to check out our weekly events, where you can earn keys and coins to enhance your creations/self with stylish furniture and eye-catching cosmetics! And last but not least dive into a world where mini-games come alive, allowing you to survive and thrive in Skyblock, battle it out in Bedwars, and be among the first to experience Minopoly in Minecraft!! Our community is passionate about gaming, and we strive to create an engaging environment for players of all levels. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable gaming adventure!

play.sacred-labyrinth.info:25609

MineCraft Mania – Minecraft Server

30th anniversary, 501981946, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Community, Cosmetics, countdown timer, direct, epic edition, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, invite, Mania, Minecraft, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 30th Anniversary Direct Today where you can win amazing prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a Mountain Dew Promotion going on right now where you can get exclusive cosmetics and the TWW Epic Edition for free!

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of the most epic group of players in the game. Or if you’re in the EU, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to the world.

And don’t forget about our WoWg community for NA, where you can connect with other players and share your craziest Minecraft stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang

A1111, AI boorus, amd, ComfyUI, compassmix., controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, EasyFluff, Forge, Furry, Gang, general, IndigoMix, Inpaint Guide, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, NoobAIXL Lightning, Openpose editor extension, Party invite, ponydiffusionv6, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL Prompt, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, ZoinksNoob

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Potions Brewed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Party Invite Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parties, insane stories, and non-stop fun!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with the latest A1111 and Forge/reForge installations, ComfyUI for maximum comfort, and even special guides for AMD users because we believe in inclusivity for all gamers!

And if that’s not enough, we have AI boorus, Discord communities for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts, and even a browser extension to easily share and retrieve prompts. So what are you waiting for? Join our Party Invite Edition SMP today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

appreciation, Beautiful, Bed.., Commitment, Companionship, Crafty, CREW, emotional, encouragement, Girlfriend, Grateful, Happiness, Hope, Intimacy, khhv, love, LUCK, Minecraft, perseverance, relationship, romance, Server, Support, TOUCHSTARVED

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Potions Brewed:	94
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals