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LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9861
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Animals Bred:	168

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4655	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6124
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?

PixelWeddingFun

bridesmaid expectations, Communication Issues, dress selection, family conflicts, family dynamics, flower girl dress, PixelWeddingFun, sibling disagreements, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding attire, wedding color palette, wedding colors, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding outfit, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	604	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!