join our server for a chance to win a starlink and build the craziest base u can imagine. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft even more insane than elon musk’s twitter feed. trust us, u won’t regret it.
Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!
On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!
So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!
But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.
Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.
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Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue for your sister and her soon-to-be husband, without any drama or tension. Invite your girlfriend to the virtual wedding and show your sister that she’s missing out on an epic celebration.
Join us now and let’s build a family-friendly community where everyone is welcome, even if your real-life family is causing chaos. Let’s create a virtual family that supports each other and has fun together in the world of Minecraft!
imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.
plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.
so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!
Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!
But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!
YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.
ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.
OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.
SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!
so, like, ukraine is all like "yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**" and russia is all like "oh no u didn’t" and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.
come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.
join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).
so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!
our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!
| Key Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Pay-to-win Store | 0% pay-to-win store (verify at here) |
| Established | October 2018 |
| World Features | – Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here |
| Additional Features | – Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport |
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.
A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.
A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.