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Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4324
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	792459
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2785

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Votes:	4052
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4338	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3252	Gods Slained:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!