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CraftyDad Minecraft Server

absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	66
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Towns Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4543
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8022

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Void Gems Collected:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8590

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	162
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	6332
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Players Killed by Monsters:	835
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	261855

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	149	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Crops Grown:	8640	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!