Witty

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

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MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

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OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

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EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

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TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net

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Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla

Age Restriction 18+

Server Started March 25th

Server Location East US Coast

World Border 10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

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Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

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Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

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FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

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MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

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