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VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Farms Harvested:	146
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5994	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Potions Brewed:	24	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

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HanumanMC

#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	3754
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX

play.hanumanmc.xyz:26565

Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, current events, discussion, election, forum, liberal, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political discourse, political figures, political opinions, Politics, president, public opinion, Server, social media, Support, trump, Trumps, united states, Wall, waned

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

Bull, Bull Run, Crypto, Dead, economic collapse, economic depression, economic downturn, economic turmoil, financial crisis, financial disaster, financial hardship, financial instability, financial meltdown, global crisis, Homeless, market crash, Minecraft, networth increase, POVERTY, recession, RUN, smp, unemployment, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Divine Spears Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	5638	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!

Your Welcome Craft

colloquialisms, common phrases, Communication, Craft, English language, Etiquette, expressing gratitude, grammar, grammar rules, informal language, Language, linguistics, politeness, possessive pronouns, saying thank you, semantics, Syntax, Technically, welcome, your welcome

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	2409	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

WifeBoss vs HusbandGamer

Emotional support, employed wives, gender dynamics, gender influence, Gender Roles, Happiness, HusbandGamer, Husbands, marital happiness, marital relationships, marital roles, Marriage dynamics, marriage satisfaction, mental health, Partnership, psychological well-being, relationship dynamics, self esteem, spousal support, stay-at-home wives, WifeBoss, wives influence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, dis server be like a marriage counseling session but in Minecraft! Join dis server if you wanna level up yo psychological well-being and happiness, bro. Wives be droppin’ mad wisdom on their hubbies, making dem feel like kings of the world. And if yo wife be bringin’ home dat bacon, you gonna be livin’ da high life in dis server. So come on in and let’s work on our relationships while blockin’ and buildin’ our way to happiness!

DraftCraft

Abilities, Craft, Create, Economy, Explore, Features, Jobs, leveled mobs, Machines, minecraft adventure, multiplayer, new items, online gaming, Pets, Plugins, Professions, PvE, Rewards, Servers, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, Training, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

!!!A BRAND NEW SERVER!!! Welcome to DraftCraft! Join us at play.draftcraft.xyz for an incredible Minecraft adventure on version 1.20.6. Enjoy: Leveled Mobs: Face off against mobs that get tougher as you do. Can you conquer them all? Slimefun: Unlock a vast array of new items, machines, and features with our Slimefun plugin. Craft, explore, and create! Pets: Collect and train your own pets to assist you on your journey. Watch them grow and gain unique abilities! Jobs: Take on various professions and earn rewards as you master different skills. What will your first job be? AND MUCH MORE

We can’t wait to see you in-game! <3 IP: play.draftcraft.xyz

play.draftcraft.xyz

Bedbase Games

24/7, Active Staff, Adventure, Bedbase Games, Economy, Endless fun, Environment, epic challenges, Exciting Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Friendly staff, Fun, Minecraft, Moderators, open server, PvP, respectful, Survival, Toxicity-free, Two Versions, Vibrant Community

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	78
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server

Join the Ultimate Adventure!

Toxicity Free: Enjoy a friendly and respectful environment where everyone is welcome. Here, fair play and fun go hand in hand!

Open 24/7: Our server never sleeps. Play whenever, wherever. Adventure is always at your fingertips!

Active and Very Friendly Staff: Our team of moderators is always there to help you. They are friendly, approachable, and committed to your gaming experience.

Endless Fun: Discover a world full of possibilities, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Your next great adventure starts here!

Two versions, one server full of fun and epic challenges! What are you waiting for? Connect and experience Minecraft like never before. We’ll be waiting for you at BedBase!

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