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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Iron Belly Survival: Where griefing is semi-acceptable, just like your mom’s cooking! 1.20.6 with a tiny world!

1.20.6, Anarchy, Belly, Community, Cooking, destroying fun, diamonds, Discord, fresh world, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, Iron, Join, Minecraft, moms, PvP, Resources, rules, sapling, semi anarchy, semiacceptable, Server, small world border, Survival, Tiny, War, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server Name	Iron Bars
Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rule	No hacking
World Border	2000 blocks
IP Address	135.148.137.142:25744
Discord	https://discord.gg/7wrB4rd9

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Iron Bars is a Semi-Anarchy server with the only rule being no hacking.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a world border at 2000 blocks.

Q: How fresh is the world on the server?

A: The server was founded recently, so the world is still fresh and now would be a great time to join and get ahead of the game!

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running version 1.20.6.

Q: Is it possible to build a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server is great for building a community while still being at risk anywhere you build.

Q: Can I destroy other players’ structures on the server?

A: Yes, everything else is fair game on the server, so you can destroy everybody else’s fun.

USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

LiesCraft: Where even the creepers can’t keep a straight face!

BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, distrust, exhaustion, face, falsehood, falsehoods, FATIGUE, Frustration, Lies, LiesCraft, Straight.., tired, untruths, weariness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your dream castle out of chocolate blocks and defend it from an army of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Fabulous Miners

apply, bedrock, breeding, Chest Shops, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Fabulous Miners, Features, Friendly, home, income, java, Levels, Mining, non toxic, Players, Server, Server Shop, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	8197
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Hi everyone,

We have levels 1-20 you can level up through by completing different tasks such as mining X amount of blocks, breeding X amount of animals, crafting certain items and so on.The server has an economy with a server shop that buys common/farmable items from you so that you can make an income, players are also able to make chest shops to sell items to other players.

There are so many more features that I know from experience that 99% of Minecraft players love. If you’re looking for a new place to call home, then please don’t hesitate to apply and give the server a chance!

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TERRAFORMING YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT SERVER [smp] [roleplay]

basement, bedrock, Custom Recipes, Deimos, Discord, Dynmap, Fighting, grief protections, Jobs, mars, Minecraft, Mining, moms, phobos, Roleplay, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Terraforming, Towny, Vanilla, version 1.20.4

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2147
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	2325
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Terraforming Mars
Have you ever dreamed of playing Minecraft but on Mars? Then this server might be your best choice! You are stranded on planet Mars with little resources and have to survive and develop, similar to skyblock. We aim to terraform the surface of Mars. This server offers: Huge open Mars map (20k x 10k + Phobos and Deimos) Jobs Plugin – Towny Plugin (Grief protections) Skills plugin to level up at various skills (e.g. Mining, Fighting) Custom recipes for otherwise unobtainable things on Mars Bedrock compatibility and more! This server is on version 1.20.4 Discord Server: Join our Discord Server-IP: play.survivalmars.net Port: 29966 Bedrock-IP: 45.81.232.250 Dynmap: http://map.survivalmars.net/

Terraforming Mars

Have you ever dreamed of playing Minecraft but on Mars? Then this server might be your best choice! You are stranded on planet Mars with little resources and have to survive and develop, similar to skyblock. We aim to terraform the surface of Mars.

This server offers:

Huge open Mars map (20k x 10k + Phobos and Deimos)
Jobs Plugin – Towny Plugin (Grief protections)
Skills plugin to level up at various skills (e.g. Mining, Fighting)
Custom recipes for otherwise unobtainable things on Mars
Bedrock compatibility and more!

This server is on version 1.20.4

Discord Server: Join our Discord

Server-IP: play.survivalmars.net

Port: 29966

Bedrock-IP: 45.81.232.250

Dynmap: http://map.survivalmars.net/

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I play on this server on Minecraft Java Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Java Edition compatible.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, make sure to follow the server rules which can be found on the Discord server or on the server itself.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Q: Is there a specific theme or goal in this Minecraft server?

A: The main goal of this server is to terraform Mars and develop your skills and resources to survive on the planet.

Q: How often is the server updated with new features or content?

A: Updates and new features are regularly added to the server to keep the gameplay fresh for all players.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join or create a team with other players to collaborate and work together towards surviving and terraforming Mars.

Q: Are there any special events or challenges on the server?

A: Special events and challenges are periodically held on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is there any specific resource pack or shader required to play on this server?

A: No, there are no specific resource packs or shaders required to play on this server. However, you are free to use them if you prefer.

Blocky Booboo Builders

agdg, Amateur, Archive, blocky, booboo, Builders, demo day, game development, general, handbrake, helpful links, how-to, itch.io, Jam, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, SIR DO NOT edition, Steam, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	433
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their rebellion or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. But beware, the Diamond Pig is also known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fans in a whole new level! #1870

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	294	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. We’ve got more mods and patches than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling through dungeons and conquering epic quests. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’re always ready to welcome new players with open arms (and maybe a few potions of healing).

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming games like “The Legend of Heroes Kai no Kiseki – Farewell O Zemuria.” You’ll be so hyped, you’ll be mining diamonds in your sleep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than the drama in the Enderman community.

CyberLand Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, CyberLand, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

The owner of the CyberLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.21.214:25627

BunnyMC

#1, 24/7, bedrock, Bunnymc, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Gaming, java, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Ranks, Rmr20, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3852	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

This IS A Best Lifesteal Server For Minecraft PlayersYou CAn Play For Become #1 On the serverYou can buy Keys And Ranks From Our Discor Server BunnyMC

bunnymc.ddns.net

CraftyBoys LOLZ

body image, CraftyBoys, double standards, gigacope, harsh reality, hookup culture, incel epidemic, lolz, looking like shit, male insecurity, masculinity crisis, mental health, peer pressure, reality check, relationship dynamics, self-esteem issues, sexual behavior, sexually active, social expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1115
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual Chad overnight! Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated babes who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gigacope, a mythical creature that grants unlimited confidence to anyone who defeats it in battle. Imagine going from awkward virgin to smooth-talking ladies’ man with just one epic showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper by your side?