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BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Votes:	979	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlockyBootyMinecraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

384501.mc.mpgs.co

ViperSplit

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	2913
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Hey guys join this server please

108.170.3.178

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	186
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

mc.craftpimp.com

Realm Adventures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

lowlifedivision.net

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

mc.mine.nu

VirtualCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

198.24.165.234:30097

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5397
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	88
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

mc.townywarcraft.com

BawsPvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ores Mined:	4224
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

BawsPvP

192.95.10.135

EthosCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

play.EthosCraft.com

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

sky.dgcraft.pl