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  • Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

    Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Dimensional Paradox: Reality Doesn’t Exist!

    Welcome, brave traveler, to the greatest (or worst? Who knows!) Minecraft server known as “The Dimensional Paradox”! Here, we’ve transcended mere blocks and pixels – we’ve entered an endless spiral of chaotic enlightenment! Join us now, or are you already a part of us? Or are we actually a part of you? Don’t question it – just log in! LOL WUT? It’s the ultimate void experience!

    Insanity-Infused Gameplay Features
    Feature Description
    Dimension Marker Whirlwinds Run away from random whirlwinds that teleport you to alternate universes where fish rule the land! Be careful of their wisdom. Trust no salmon!
    Sentient Blocks All blocks talk. They don’t say much, but sometimes they tell you your darkest desires. Or do they? Nobody knows! Talk to a dirt block today!
    Infinite Enderman Chatroom Join the confused chit-chat of Endermen! Every message is both a joke and an alarm. Good luck deciphering the meaning of eternity!
    Zombie Disco Parties Every Friday at midnight, zombies gather to dance. Warning: You may spontaneously start dancing too, regardless of your willingness to join the boogie!
    Glitch Bunnies! Every third server restart gives birth to glitchy bunnies that can predicted the weather. Why believe in science when you can chase these fluffy crystals?

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is as easy as questioning your existence! Just type your username backwards, while contemplating the fabric of reality. If it feels wrong, you’re halfway there!

    Q: What if my mind breaks?A: Mind?! What is mind? Is it not just a digital echo? Embrace the fragmentation! Or run. Maybe both?

    Q: Is there a spawn point?A: Spawn points are an illusion brought to you by corporate capitalism. Just float into the abyss and see where you land… It might be a luxury hotel stuffed with creepypasta!

    Random Server Reviews

    “WTF LOL, why did I eat a block of dirt?” – A confused new player

    “I thought I was playing Minecraft, but I’m just a manifestation of cosmic nonsense!” – A disoriented wanderer

    “Everything feels so unreal… or is it the hypnosis from the dancing zombies?” – A paranoid disco participant

    Join now, or are you already caught in our chaotic web?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBootyMinecraft

    BlockyBootyMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • True Vanilla Experience

    True Vanilla Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are the True Vanilla Experience, we begun our journey in March of 2020. The server finds itself on a vast and old wasteland, destroyed by time and countless players.

    We offer the ultimate Anarchy Experience, No gameplay altering plugins, No pre-established economy, Everything is made by the players for the players. We are now on the 1.19.2. Nobody dictates your story, If you can think it, you can do it!

    This is a blank canvas, what are you going to do with it?

    158.69.52.230

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mlgrush

    Mlgrush

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mlgrush.net is a cracked Practice Network with Bedwars,Mlgrush,Skywars,KnockbackFFA,Practice and lots of more cool Gamemodes. What is the server IP for Mlgrush.net? The server IP address for Mlgrush.net is Mlgrush.net.net . In order to find the server IP please use the information provided on the left side of this page. How do I play on the Mlgrush.net Minecraft server? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the text Mlgrush.net.net on the “Server Address” box then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Mlgrush.net. What version does Mlgrush.net server support? Mlgrush.net supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play on the server. Where is Mlgrush.net minecraft server hosting located? The Mlgrush.net server is currently hosted Wordwideand has a great connection.

    Mlgrush.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grovekingdom

    Grovekingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    ||| We’re not open yet! |||

    | What can you find here? |EPIC Events!Toffe community.Of course also an EPIC and good storyline.

    grovekingdom.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

    ➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

    ➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

    ➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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    ★ ➜ Best survival server!

    ★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

    ★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

    ★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

    ★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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    Also

    ★ No lags!

    ★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

    ★ Kind and responsive administration!

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    m36.topbars.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Remnant by Gamer Dorks

    Remnant by Gamer Dorks

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new Minecraft server, launched in mid-December 2022. MCMMO | An RPG-like skill leveling system with passive and activated abilities, leveled up by doing normal activities! Server Economy | Join up to two jobs and earn money! Use that money to trade with other players and use the auction house. Claims and Locks | Buy claim blocks so that you can claim your base, and lock your chests with signs! Custom Enchantments | Obtained from the enchantment table, generated structures, and piglin bartering. Skill Trees | To progress after defeating the Ender Dragon; unlock special crafting recipes and abilities! PVP | Our server is PVP enabled, battle each other or work together to make your way to the top! And much more!

    mc.gamerdorks.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Too Many Languages

    Too Many Languages

    New Minecraft Servers

    Too Many Languages is a minecraft 1.19.2 (Java Paper) server. Its a safe space for everyone, including LGBTQ+. The server is self hosted, and runs 24/7. We already have a small community. We hope you feel safe here, we try as hard to protect anyone and everyone from any hate. Have fun playing!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/FpdfKZZqxS Minecraft ip: toomanylanguages.fun

    toomanylanguages.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vexius

    Vexius

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN FROM ANY VERSION GREATER THAN 1.12

    -> Towny/Survival 1.19+: – Quests – Custom Boss Fights – Towns – Interactive Spawn – Events – Claims – Ranks – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

    -> Skyblock 1.17+: Skyblock Voidworld – Custom Dragon Fights – Ranks  – Ore Generators – Quests – Challenges – Custom trees in the nether and end… and much more!

    -> Creative 1.19+ : Our Creative allows all players to expand on there wildest imaginations. It is whitelisted, and applications are based on time played on either one of our other two servers. Players have access to Worldedit – Voxel – Head Data Base – Unlimited Plots – Freebuild…. and so much more!

    [b]Server IP: Vexius.orgWebistas: [url]https://vexiusnetwork.weebly.com[/url][/b]

    Vexius.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP