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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

DroomCraft

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Experience magical adventures in DroomCraft!

Magic is central to our self-made Minecraft amusement park! Enjoy a wide range of attractions, exciting events and all kinds of other activities. With a crew of 15 people, we ensure that the magic of DroomCraft ends up on your home screen every day.

On this website you will find all information about our server and if you have a question you can contact us. Will we see you in DroomCraft soon?

play.droomcraft.nl

LOTD Vehicles Empire

Roleplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have atleast two road sides Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permit Captains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!

play.land-of-the-dudes.net

Eternalsmc

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	1648
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

We are excited to introduce you to our amazing Minecraft Network server called EternalsMC! Here’s what we have to offer: Fully Customized Survival: Experience survival like never before in our custom world. You don’t need mods, just come and play. Technical PvP Survival: Do you like strategy and fighting? Our Technical PvP Survival is perfect for you. Vanilla: For Minecraft purists, we have a Vanilla world waiting for you. SkyWars: Fight in the sky with other players in our exciting SkyWars mode. Our server is full of content and we are always adding more. We hope to see you soon at EternalsMC!

eternalsmc.net

Acleatara

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Crops Grown:	8001	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1854
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

This server is whitelisted as we are still in development. If you’d like to know more about the project or would like to apply for a staff position, please visit: www.Acleatara.com

Acleatara is a medieval fantasy themed RPG world. Remain steadfast as you fight to hold back dark and mysterious forces that have been unleashed from the darkest recesses of the world.

Features include quests, impressive dungeons to test your heroes might, pvp combat arenas, custom in game skills, custom modeled weapons, player controlled towns, a economic system, two factions in all out war, and much more to create the most immersive MMO experience possible.

To maintain replayability there are 6 races of heroes each with its own custom storyline and quests! These include Dwarves, Humans, Elves, Trolls, Orcs, and Gnomes.

play.acleatara.com

AstroSkyblock

Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Discord! Forums! Free Ranks! AstroSkyblock is a brand new server that focuses on a positive player experience! All staff members, including myself, are meant to play the game the same way as any other player so that aspects of the server that could use improvement are easily evaluated. AstroSkyblock is intended to be a small community where regular players can get to know each other through trading in-game as well as on the forums and discord.

198.24.167.234:25570

Infirals smp

Abilities, Adventure, Banks, Custom Enchants, market, Mcjobs, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Infirals SMP, Here at the Infirals SMP, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back! Infirals SMP currently offers Survival and PvP Gamemode on Minecraft Version 1.8 – 1.20.2

Infirals SMP Features

➸ Lag Free SMP

➸ Friendly Community

➸ Custom Shop with plots

➸ 24/7 Online SMP

➸ mcmmo and mcmmogui

➸ Jobs

➸ Survival & PvP Gamemode

➸ 24/7 Staff

➸ Java and Bedrock/Pe Compatibility

➸ And much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.infirals.in

Bedrock/Pe Port: play.infirals.in

Bedrock/Pe Port: 25596

Play.infirals.in

SkyLords Network

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to SkyLords!

We’re the best Skyblock server around! • Website: http://www.skylords.org • Store: http://store.skylords.org • IP: skylords.org

Join for an amazing time!

skylords.org

SKyMiniGames

Skywars

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	240
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

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skyminigames.com.br

Hideout network

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The Hideout Network is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a unique and engaging experience for both casual and dedicated players. It features survival-based expeditions, minigames, events, a vibrant community, and dedicated staff. Join the Hideout Network SMP server now to embark on an unforgettable adventure and make your mark in its ever-expanding world!

Website : https://www.hideoutnetwork.comDiscord : https://discord.gg/Jj6BP72TAJ

play.hideoutnetwork.com

Aeries Lands

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8008

What is the server IP for Aeries Lands? The server IP address for Aeries Lands is play.aeriesmc.com. In order to find the server IP please use the information provided on the left side of this page. How do I play on the Aeries Lands Minecraft server? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the text play.aeriesmc.com on the “Server Address” box then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Aeries Lands.

What version does Aeries Lands server support? Aeries Lands supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play on the server. Where is Aeries Lands minecraft server hosting located? The Aeries Lands server is currently hosted in United States and has a great connection. Where gamemodes can I play on Aeries Lands? You can play Economy, PvE, Vanilla, Survival, Roleplay, on the Aeries Lands Minecraft Server.

play.aeriesmc.com