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Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRE1.SKYBARS.ME

Blocky Breakout Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of being glued to your screen, mindlessly scrolling through the internet? Do you want to escape the virtual world and dive into a new adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your internet addiction as you immerse yourself in a world filled with blocky wonders and endless possibilities. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and embark on epic quests with fellow players who share your love for gaming.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you meet our resident wizard, who can turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality with a flick of his enchanted wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life! Who needs the internet when you have a whole new world to explore right at your fingertips?

Who was in the wrong here? Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Argument, Blame, communication breakdown, Conflict, disagreement, Dispute, Fault, fault finding, finger-pointing, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, Understanding, wrong

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you crave chaos and drama in your virtual world? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a server where players ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment and mayhem?

Join now and become part of a community where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who was in the wrong here? Who cares! Just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

4ccg – Minecraft Server – Geopolitical Upheval

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can witness a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being played by teams that are literally boards from 4chan! Yes, you heard it right, boards from 4chan battling it out on the virtual field. Each player represents a facet of the board’s culture, making the matches more intense and hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Humans get to “manage” each team, creating tactics and making substitutions during the games. It’s like being a virtual soccer coach for the weirdest teams ever assembled.

Join us for the upcoming Cup where the stakes are high and the memes are even higher. Watch as the /vg/ League unfolds and witness the chaos of the Divegrass Before Christmas event on Easter Island. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Invitationals like the AKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGED League and the Gensō Cup 1.3: Friendly New Year Divegrass Festival.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even witness a controversial shitposting match that will leave you questioning everything you know about virtual soccer. See you on the field!

The Future Yajirobe Minecraft SMP

Anime, cat-like behavior, Character development, character evolution, dragon ball, enigmatic past, feline companionship, feline influence, Future, Future Yajirobe, Karin, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, mysterious backstory, smp, Talking Animals, talking like a cat, training with Karin, unique speech patterns, warrior, Yajirobe, Yajirobe’s origins, Z fighters

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas in disguise? Well, look no further because that’s exactly what you’ll find here!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where llamas rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

But be warned, our resident cat-man hybrid, Steve, has a habit of meowing in his sleep and challenging players to dance-offs for enchanted armor. And don’t even get us started on the time Karin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant snow globe just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as it is fun, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

YouTube Rabbit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of YouTube! Dive into the nostalgia of homemade videos from a decade ago, where authenticity and soul were the name of the game.

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for random numbers like IMG_363 on YouTube, uncovering hidden gems from the pre-social media era. Who knows what kind of wacky and wild videos you’ll come across! Maybe you’ll even stumble upon a lost masterpiece that will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious journey through the depths of YouTube history and start creating your own epic Minecraft adventures inspired by the legends of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Stop Thinking About Class Warfare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	227	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just trying to one-up each other with their fancy builds and diamond armor? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that only the bravest of players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond throne hidden somewhere in the depths of the base, just waiting for someone to claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. And remember, on our server, the only class warfare you’ll be thinking about is which class of potion to brew next!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	122
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? No problem, our server has a warp zone that takes you straight to the emerald dimension!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? They’re also great at giving fashion advice and can help you put together the perfect outfit for your next mining expedition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

India is not a real place Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that India is not a real place! Join us as we explore the wacky world of Minecraft and uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hold weekly meetings to discuss our findings about the non-existence of India. We also have a giant statue of a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks because why not?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over them with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted access to the mythical land of India.

So come join us on our quest to uncover the truth and have a laugh along the way. Who knows, you might just discover that India is not real after all!

What is the IP for McCreamy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Emeralds Found:	8669	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

McCreamy, also known as Jay (born March 14, 1996), is a popular Australian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his humorous gaming content. He first gained fame for his Fortnite gameplay videos and has since expanded his content to include a variety of other games. With over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and a dedicated fan base on Twitch, McCreamy continues to entertain audiences with his energetic personality and impressive gaming skills.