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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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Precious earth

Pve Survival, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Precious Earth. We are a community of friends that love building an interactive and safe world. That you can build in to your hearts content. We have various bonuses to our world. The following are 2 main ones. A Resource World – an ever resetting separate world for you to collect supplies without damaging the main world. Ranks – players gain ranks which will increase as you complete quests. Each rank gives better bonuses. Like more set homes. There’s also some fun plugins, like land claiming, tree felling and more that you’ll find as you play. Hope you have fun and join us on our new adventure into the world of blocks.

PreciousEarth.donvi.biz

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Tkon

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

<---------------------------"A True SMP Server Experience”-------------------------> <-------------The true Hermitcraft experienced with no whitelist!---------> >> Dedicated and Growing community >> Regular PvE & PvP Events >> Quests >> 24/7 Uptime >> Player voted decisions >> Support for streamers & content creators >> Trial member system allows you to get right into the action! >> Over Four Years of server host experience >> No Hacks | No Pay2Win | Anti-Grief | Roll Backs | Ranks | Shops ———————————————Join Today!——————————————– <----------------------------------https://discord.gg/A5yPjGK------------------------->

tkon.tkonmc.net

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Idiotcraft

Economy, Factions

This server is a new Factions sever. We just opened the server but we have a Website rank system and crates. The Faction world is 7500 blocks radius and a 1000 block radius warzone. Because we are a new server we still need staff. thats why you can always apply at the server or in our websites forum. Hope we will see some serious faction players. https://idiotcrafters.enjin.com

5.255.85.206:25878

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Warpmc network

bedrock, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Elitemobs, java, MCMMO, Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival

Welcome to the WarpMC Network. With virtually 100% Uptime, Propriety Plugins, and Countless Features to keep you engaged, we’re excited and positive you’ll find the right thing for you. And if you don’t? Ask us! We are constantly updating and adding new features, most of which are player suggested! Are you ready for a completely Free-2-Play experience like never seen before? We’ll we can’t wait to see you in-game, and of course we have some gifts waiting for you 🙂

Java Server IP: play.WarpMC.com

Bedrock IP/Port: play.WarpMC.com : 19132

Official Website: https://warpmc.com/

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xGGjevPbTp

➣ Java / Bedrock Support

➣ Competitive Skyblock Seasons

➣ Dungeons and Bosses

➣ Online 100% of the time

➣ Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

➣ Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System!

➣ Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule

➣ Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer

➣ Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you

➣ Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community!

➣ AI based Features

➣ Properity Store Item System

Play.WarpMc.Net

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steyncraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

SURVIVAL SKYBLOCK Friendly Family server Current Version: 1.15.2 Please join for the fun of Minecraft and meet our community where young and old are welcome to build with a friendly feeling for the love of Minecraft

steyncraft.co.za

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Blokstad

bedrock, Fake Minetopia, java, Minetopia

BlokstadWelcome to Blokstad. We are an active & unique minetopia with a variety of players and professions

Discover who you want to be in block city!

play.bloksstad.nl

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ASDCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Vanilla

An excellent place to enjoy minecraft for those that are looking a friendly and refined place to enjoy. – BEDWARS! – SKYBLOCK! – KITS! – CRATES! – UNIQUE MAPS! – FRIENDLY COMMUNITY!

https://discord.gg/jNMMbCp

mc.asdcraft.net

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BrokenDimension

Factions, Raiding

Hey Everyone! Let me introduce myself. My name is Legit Risk. I’m a graphics designer and a server owner. I’ve been solo developing this entire server from ground up over the course of three or so years. It just seems every time I make a breakthrough it seems like there’s so much more to be done. The server type is Factions. We have bosses, crates, custom items and trades and a sort of token in game. You can buy ranks with in-game money earned over time. The rules are as follows. -1. No disrespecting staff or peers -2.No hacking -3.No X-Ray -4.No bypassing bans -5.No red stone spam -6.No chat spam -7.No discord mic spam -8.No asking for ranks or items(staff included) -9.Keep swearing to a minimum.

Thebrokendimension.us

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New Server IP
Complex

Bed wars, Bungeecord, Earth, Economy, Friendly staff, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towny

McEarth (New)SurvivalBedwarsSkypvpEvent servers like Hide & Seek, Kit-pvp, TNT-run and parkour

SERVER IP: complexmc.org VERSION: 1.8. – 1.19

Cracked and premium players can play

—————————[register/login help]———————When you join or server for the first time you will need to register with /register (password) (password) after registration you can continue to choose what server you want to join.To leave a specific server and join the hub server do /hub. When you want to join next time do /login (password) and you will be in! If you forget the password or you want to reset the password contact staff on discord.Visit our shop! https://store.complexmc.org/

complexmc.org

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Lexington Whitelisted Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello all! My server which is a whitelisted server (aka Lexington) with a main town is accepting applications to join! It’s a Vanilla townish server! Everyone can get land plots in town for home & commercial use. The town is currently under construction. Everyone can own a shop & I’d like to grow the main town. Also every player can have a shop or service (If they choose.) I welcome Streamers and YouTubers. If you read this please put: “Hey Trey” at the end of your app. If you are looking for a white listed server to be a part of please apply, however this does not automatically mean it is a place for your subs or followers. If you join us and there is a larger quantity of applications following your acceptance applications will be closed. I am looking for serious players who want to be a part of a community.

144.217.215.65:25670

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