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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8420
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Emeralds Found:	9171
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	3172	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crops Grown:	7588
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	524704

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	597322
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.

CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP

#venting, advice, attraction, Communication, coping strategies, CraftyCelibates, Emotional support, feelings, Friend, friendship, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, support network

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	300597	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!