CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Votes:	5782	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Crafty Tears

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Buildings Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Towns Built:	8	Votes:	7365
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	9207
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	5761	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	229010	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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