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PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

AFK Adventures: Wake Me Up for Chaos!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crops Grown:	9899	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The legendary admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. The mythical diamond mine on this server is said to be guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who only allow the bravest players to enter.

4. Our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to actually play the game.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere in the server, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and wake me up when something happens – because on this server, something insane is always happening!

Blocky Bois – Minecraft Madness with a Side of Oldschool Runescape Banter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1842
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more updates than your grandma’s Facebook page! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have Undead Pirates sailing the seas, Varlamore CAs causing chaos, and so much more craziness that you won’t know what hit you!

But wait, there’s more! Our website is so cool, it’s like the Batmobile of Minecraft servers. And don’t even get me started on our Twitter – it’s lit 🔥

If you’re new here, don’t worry! We’ve got quests that will make you question your sanity and diaries that will have you saying “what in the blocky world is going on?!”

And if you think you’ve got what it takes, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your skills. like a pro. Just remember, it’s not about winning, it’s about looking fabulous while doing it 💁‍♂️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! And remember, if it’s not outrageous, it’s not worth playing! 💥🎮🚀

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	5806	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Emeralds Found:	7157
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!

NostalgicCraft: Where we debate if old Minecraft was better or we just miss the nostalgia!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	534635
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	7081	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of hearing people say that old Minecraft was better? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about a cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a green, explosive fist?). Join forces with other players to defeat the Creeper King and claim the throne for yourself. Just be prepared for a few explosions along the way!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret recipe for Notch’s famous enchanted golden apples!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	2952	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most blocky of players can looksmaxx to their heart’s content!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.

But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.

So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

GigCraft – Genshin Impact LOLz

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	2420	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further because our server is Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades!

Join us for the Arlecchino Web Event where you can become the Phantom of the Night and wreak havoc until April 25th. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Discovery Collaboration Web Event and Discover Traces, Explore Nature until June 15th.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun! And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. And if you need some extra goodies, redeem our GENSHINGIFT codes for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Hop on our server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Gig/ OP pastebin hidden somewhere in our world!

Minecraft Madness: Kino Casino Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where robots follow The Kino Casino and PPP’s commentary will have you rolling on the floor laughing! And let’s not forget about Andy, who is just kind of there, being Andy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, where you can build the craziest structures and battle mythical creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!