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Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1053

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

brittility factor, BrittleCraft, brittleness, Chemical engineers, deformation, Engineering, failure analysis, material analysis, material behavior, material behavior analysis, material deformation, material failure, material properties, material research, material science, material strength, material testing, mechanical properties, soft materials, stress, test, Ultimate, Yield

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit brittility factor in da game! Our soft materials be bendin’ and stretchin’ like never before, makin’ for some wild and wacky gameplay.

Picture this: you’re buildin’ a house out of jello blocks and suddenly they start morphin’ and twistin’ into crazy shapes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so off the wall that even the chemical engineers are gettin’ in on the action. They’re droppin’ knowledge bombs left and right about the science of soft materials and how it all ties into Minecraft.

So come on down and join us for a mind-blowin’ experience that’ll have you questionin’ reality itself. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the bouncy, squishy fun!

Realmfall

Battles, Creative, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nations building, PvP, Realmfall, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rpg classes, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Realmfall is a upcoming MMORPG server that focuses on both Nations building and Roleplaying with a twist of RPG classes and skills to engage in intense PvP battles and more!

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Dragoncraft SMP: Where the dragons are friendlier than the players on Java 1.21, come join the chaos!

Adults, Armor statues, authentic, BUILD, Chaos, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, Expansion, Farm, friendlier, Grief Protection, java, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Players, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, update, villager workstations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	4

Draconicraft SMP Server

Overview:

Type	Features
SMP	Semi-vanilla, Java, 18+, Whitelist, 1.21

About:

Draconicraft is a community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much larger projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia!

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does semi-vanilla mean for the server?	Our server aims to provide an authentic survival experience, with some additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
Are there any additional features to make gameplay easier?	Yes, we use Simple VC for in-game chatting with other players and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started: Discord Server

KamalaCraft Minecraft Server

army of bots, automated accounts, Dead internet, deceptive practices, digital propaganda, digital warfare, disinformation campaign, fake accounts, fake news, internet bots, internet deception, internet trolls, Kamala shill, KamalaCraft, Minecraft, online manipulation, online manipulation tactics, online misinformation, online spam, Server, social media influence, social media manipulation, social media propaganda

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	212
Villages Defended:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	5548	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because our server is like somebody flipped a switch and activated an army of bots! But don’t worry, these bots are here to party, not take over the world (we think).

Join us for epic battles against hordes of robot chickens, zombie robots, and even a giant robot creeper that shoots laser beams out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). But be warned, these bots have a mind of their own and may just decide to throw a dance party instead of attacking you.

And if battling robots isn’t your thing, we also have a pixel art competition where the winner gets a pet robot unicorn that farts rainbows. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

BuckBrokenMC – The wildest Minecraft server around!

Animal Behavior, animal training, breaking horses, breaking in horses, breaking stubborn horses, breaking wild horses, buck breaking, BuckBrokenMC, dominance training, equine training, horse behavior, horse discipline, horse handling, horse psychology, horse taming, horse training, Horse Whispering, Minecraft, natural horsemanship, Server, taming horses, training techniques, training wild horses, WILDEST

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4718	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so fierce they need to be “buck broken”! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds hilarious and you’ll definitely want to join to find out!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a team of evil villagers riding on the backs of creepers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, the mobs need to be buck broken, whatever that means!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Curiosity, decision, dream, Experience, Explore, FANTASY, History, hypothetical, Journey, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opportunity, past, regret, Server, time travel, timewarp, what if, wish

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to travel back in time every single day! That’s right, our server is equipped with a time machine that allows you to visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand. Want to see dinosaurs roaming the earth? Done. Want to party with cavemen? Easy peasy. Want to challenge Napoleon to a game of Minecraft? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling server. So come join us and make history…literally!

CryCrafters: Tears and Trolls

attention seeking, coping mechanism, CryCrafters, crying, Digital culture, emotional catharsis, emotional expression, emotional release, emotional sharing, Emotional support, mental health, motivation, online behavior, Psychology, seeking validation, self disclosure, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, social-networking, Tears, Trolls, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crying you hear is from players who keep falling into lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to record themselves crying and share it on social media for all to see!

Why, you ask? Because nothing brings a community together like a good cry session. Plus, we have special in-game events where the player who cries the most convincingly wins epic prizes like diamond armor or a pet zombie pigman.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where tears are not only welcome, they’re encouraged! Who knew crying could be so much fun in a blocky world?

LifeboatLolsMC

#authorities, Atlantic crossing, cnn, couple, Dead, Disaster, Heartbreaking, investigation, lifeboat, LifeboatLolsMC, lost at sea, Maritime, Mystery, News, Ocean, rescue, stranded, Tragedy, tragic, voyage

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3005
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join the most epic minecraft server ever where we have lifeboats for you to cross the atlantic in style! but be warned, some players have failed and ended up dead in the lifeboats. it’s like a real life drama unfolding in the virtual world. join now for the thrill of a lifetime (literally)!

TreeOfLiesCraft

Ancestry, DNA accuracy, DNA analysis, DNA ancestry testing, DNA evidence, DNA matches, dna results, DNA technology, dna testing, DNA testing accuracy, DNA verification, family history, family trees, Genealogy, genetic genealogy, genetic genealogy research, genetic genealogy testing, genetic testing, heritage, lineage, TreeOfLiesCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	367991
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got family trees dat go back CENTURIES. but get dis, dna testing be all new n stuff so dem trees prolly all WRONG. imagine findin out u related to a unicorn or sumthin. join now to uncover ur true fam history and maybe even discover u descended from a pack of wild llamas who ruled the land with their epic dance moves. ain’t no server like dis one, fam. come on in and let’s uncover dem genetic secrets together!

HickoryCraft

Boosters, Community, Crates, Dutch, Dutch server, Earth, Economy, Events, Free Ranks, Fun, games, Gaming, HickoryCraft, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Real World, scale 1:1500, Server, Shop, Survival, Website

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1401
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hi we are a dutch minecraft server with a lot of fun things like the real world on a scale of 1:1500 and everyone is welcome

Below is a small list of what we have Nice Crates Free Ranks A good shop Leuke events Boosters A beautiful website And much more so be sure to join

45.128.157.4:25645