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  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

      • The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

      • The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

      • Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

      • Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

      • Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

      • The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

      • The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

    Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TerraRealms Network

    TerraRealms Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

    What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

    play.terrarealms.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Respawn Point

    The Respawn Point

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

    We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

    game-servers.myhomenetworks.com:25577

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AriseCity

    AriseCity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

    play.arisecity.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thasmor Network

    Thasmor Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

    mc.thasmor.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

    Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

    The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

    We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

    experience.minecraft.best

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Bonfire

    The Bonfire

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Furniture Shop (Massive selection) > Mob Wrangling System > Preview our whole map live in-browser (Virtual Map) > Custom Music / Custom CD’s > Slimefun (A mod-like experience, no downloads necessary!) > Unique Monthly Tag Prefix System > A complete wiki with all the information you desire! > Player-run Economy, no admin shop! > Custom Items, Bosses, Vehicles, and more > Head Shop (All heads available from the start!) > Boss fights with unique rare loot > Trade System & Auction House > Custom Texture/Resource Pack > Vehicle Rental Shop > Pet/Mount Shop

    mc.the-bonfire.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HyperPrison

    HyperPrison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

    After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

    play.hyperprison.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Prism SMP

    Prism SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    ——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

    Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

    34.79.150.0

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BERRY MC

    BERRY MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

    What berrymc have in game

    Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

    Berrymc.falix.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Laa villa network

    Laa villa network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

    mc.laavilla.fun:25598

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP