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  • InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

    InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • McSverse Chill Build Hub

    McSverse Chill Build Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    McSverse

    Welcome to McSverse! This is a chill and long-term server with a big goal: 10 years of fun! Here’s what makes it great:

    Key Features:

      • No Griefing: Play safe, build big.
      • Clean Chat: Keep it nice and friendly.
      • Vanilla Focus: Enjoy the pure Minecraft feel.
      • Large Claims: Claim lots of land for your builds.
      • No Custom Stuff: Just plain ol’ Minecraft, no weird enchants or skills.

    Builders can go wild here! Create huge builds without fear of resets. Plus, we have cool plugins for:

      • Armour Stands
      • Image Frames
      • Mini Blocks
      • Player & Mob Heads

    Join McSverse and let your creativity run free!

    mcverse.city

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vertix Network: Fun Survival OP

    Vertix Network: Fun Survival OP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to VERTIX Network!

    VERTIX Network is a Minecraft server made for fun! Here, players can enjoy:

      • Survival OP
      • Cool trades
      • Custom skills

    The team is here to help you, anytime you need it. Join the fun!

    vertix.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vaulted Vanilla SMP Fun!

    Vaulted Vanilla SMP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Vaulted Vanilla!

    Vaulted Vanilla is a cool Minecraft SMP that gives you a fresh take on survival. With fun tweaks and neat features, this server is all about having a good time with friends!

    Server Info:

      • Version: 1.21+
      • Crossplay: Yes!

    Features:

      • Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to your pals nearby!
      • Waystones: Fast travel made easy.
      • Overhauled Dimensions: Explore new worlds with Terralith.
      • Custom Items: Unique gear just for you.
      • No Claims!: Build wherever you want!

    Join Us!

    Hop into our community on Discord. Your thoughts matter, and we can’t wait to grow with you!

    vaulted.voxelfied.dev

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ashline-316: True Anarchy Fun

    Ashline-316: True Anarchy Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Welcome to ASHLINE316 🌌

    ASHLINE316 is a wild, player-run anarchy server made by one bored dude for other bored peeps.

    If you crave true chaos, this is your spot.

    But wait, there’s a twist!

    You get to shape it.

    As our crew grows, we’ll bring your cool ideas to life.

    Features and tricks you’ve wanted for ages, but never found? They’re coming!

    Join the Fun!

    141.94.141.145:2299

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CookieCraft SMP: Fun Awaits!

    CookieCraft SMP: Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CookieCraft SMP

    Welcome to CookieCraft Survival!

    Join a Minecraft world like no other on this fun, crossplay SMP server. It’s great for both chill players and those who love to grind hard.

    Features:

      • Survival with cool upgrades
      • Fun events and challenges
      • PvP and battle zones
      • Player shops and auctions
      • Ranks and kits to earn
      • Crates with cool stuff
      • Land claiming to keep builds safe
      • Custom items and gear
      • Awesome texture and behavior packs
      • Global leaderboard for top players
      • Fully crossplay: Java and Bedrock friendly

    Get ready to play and have a blast!

    play.cookiecraftsmp.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DistrictMC: Fun Awaits You!

    DistrictMC: Fun Awaits You!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to DistrictMC!

    DistrictMC is a fun Minecraft server that keeps growing! It has a great group of players and staff who make it cool. The server has lots of neat stuff to help you play better and have fun.

    You can earn rewards as you play and check out all the fun things you can do here. Join in and see what the hype is about!

    play.districtmc.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cheese SMP: Melty Fun Awaits!

    Cheese SMP: Melty Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🧀 Welcome to Cheese SMP! 🧀

    A Minecraft Survival Multiplayer that’s both cheesy and wild.

    No matter if you’re a PvP champ, redstone geek, or just like to build, we got a spot for you in our tasty world.

    ✨ Features:

      • Cheese-themed events and lore
      • Betrayals, teams, and SMP drama
      • Active players and weekly fun
      • Custom plugins for fresh gameplay
      • Voice chat & community Discord

    Ready to get grilled like a cheese sandwich?

    Join now, and don’t forget to bring your crackers!

    cheesesmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grimwald SMP: Fun Awaits You!

    Grimwald SMP: Fun Awaits You!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Grimwald SMP

    About Us Grimwald SMP is a chill, mainly vanilla server. They use some cool packs and plugins to keep it safe from bad guys. All are welcome, just follow the rules.

    Features

      • Voice Chat: Use it if you want, it’s there!
      • Vanilla Tweaks: Enjoy some nice quality-of-life packs.
      • Coreprotect: No land claim, but they can roll back bad stuff and ban troublemakers.
      • Hard Mode: Get ready for a challenge!
      • Democracy: Players vote on big choices.
      • Fast Updates: New versions come quick!
      • Vanilla Configs: TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed. Bedrock breaking works too!- Friendly Community: Lots of nice folks to play with.
      • Minigames & Events: Fun stuff to join in!
      • Group Projects: Team up for cool builds.
      • No Pay to Win: Fair play for all!

    Apply Here Join the fun by filling out the form: Application Form

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ancient Echoes SMP 18+ Fun!

    Ancient Echoes SMP 18+ Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Ancient Echoes [SMP] 🌌

    Server Info:

      • Type: Whitelist
      • Age: 1 Month
      • Age Restriction: 18+
      • Community: LGBTQIA+ Friendly
      • Version: 1.21.7

    About Us:

    Ancient Echoes is a fun and chill 1.21.7 Fabric vanilla server. It’s been a month of joy and growth. The Ender Dragon is down, and new fun is just starting!

    What’s Happening?

      • Events: Spleef, boat races, king of the hill, and more!
      • Vibe: Trust, simple rules, and good times.
      • No: Donor perks or paid stuff. Just pure fun!

    Why Join Us?

      • Active 18+ community
      • Team projects: From spawn towns to nether hubs.
      • Regular events and fun times!

    Server Highlights:

      • Java 1.21.7 on Fabric
      • Hard mode with cool tweaks: One-player sleep, fast leaf decay.
      • Nether roof travel: Yes, please!
      • Diamond economy: No plugins!
      • Voice chat: Talk close to your pals.
      • Bluemap: See the world in real-time.

    We Celebrate: All players, especially LGBTQIA+ and POC. Join the fun as we grow together!

    Join us on Discord: Discord Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP