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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2841

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

PlayMatix

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

PLAYMATIX NETWORK – Cozy Minecraft servers

Are you looking for a Minecraft server with a fun atmosphere, stable server operation and fair play? We hasten to invite you to immerse yourself in the wonderful world of the PLAYMATIX server. In addition to the atmosphere and stability our server offers its players honesty and comfort, equality in all aspects of the game, interesting content, ongoing server support and much more. There are only two servers available on the project so far, Vanilla and Classic, but soon we will present to our audience the amazing worlds of Hardcore, Advance and RPG servers! But what’s most amazing is that this is an experienced and polite administration, ready to consider any of your ideas and dreams that you cannot realize on your own. We are waiting for you in our circle of friends!

IP: mc.playmatix.net Version: 1.18.2

mc.playmatix.net

Fpsmcpl

KitPvP, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1624	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

JOIN THE SERVER !! It’s about war guilds and more !!! We are only waiting for you !!!! ON THE SERVER IS WAITING FOR YOU GOOD ADMINISTRATION, NICE ATMOSPHERE AND MUCH MUCH MORE BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF !!!!

Fpsmc.csrv.pl

Galaxy prison

op prison

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	146812	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Server IP: 141.94.98.136:25642

141.94.98.136:25642

StopCraft Minecraft server

Bed wars, Sky Wars

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	2361
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

StopCraft (versions 1.9-1.16.2) is a comprehensive Minecraft server that provides a choice of different types of survival, including anarchy mode.

Anarchy is present on the StopCraft/Anarchy subproject, where you cannot use commands to private a territory – private spaces are created by installing special blocks. There is donation, but it is balanced. Some donors have private worlds. Of course, there are almost no rules and griefing is allowed. Wiping is carried out rarely, no more than once a year, and personal worlds are not subject to wipe at all.

The FreezeCraft subproject is a classic server with survival and donation. There is a clear system of rules. FreezeCraft is the easiest for a beginner player with the lowest donation prices. Creative mode and even worldedit commands are available in donation. Wipes on these servers take place approximately every month.

In addition, the capabilities of the servers allow players to create clans, hold weddings, and play lotteries. Both an experienced player and a beginner will be able to choose the game world to their liking. Events and various competitions are held with the participation of YouTubers.

stopcraft.ru

DRG Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	233	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

DRG SURVIVAL 🡆 Extremely hard mode survival servers for Minecraft veterans looking for their next challenge. 🡆 Mini-events like Outposts, Duels and MobArena. 🡆 Mob bosses that drop cash, XP, gems and more. 🡆 Custom and unique rankup system. 🡆 Unique adult/mature community for players looking for a less kid friendly server. 🡆 Diverse and difficult economy. 🡆 Grief protection. 🡆 Multiple custom generated worlds. [normal world, building world, nether and end]

🡆 Balanced mcMMO, Jobs and Quests.

drgsurvival.com

RoomPixel

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	2464	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

RoomPixel is like realms and you can invite your friends in Singleplayer or Realms in general!

play.roompixel.com

Funventure

Creative, Minigames, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Tntrun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Animals Bred:	111
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	6711
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

FunVenture

I have the honor of presenting our mini-game server with new features.FunVenture consists of several servers: Grades with lots of advantages on lobbies, survival, creative, skyblock, etc…-An extraordinary survival, there will be many quests, a tenth of professions, rankings will be displayed.-A unique creative with these 128×128 plots, with a Builder profession, there will be special orders to have objects that cannot be found (reserved for purchase grades)-An incredible skyblock, collections galore, jobs, skills to increase your profile.-A UHC battle royale, at the end… there will only be one left! -A bedwars, take care of your cozy little bed.-A TNTRun, be careful where you step.-A course, remember to warm up so you don’t fall.

FunVenture is currently under development and construction.

There will be a beta which will last 1 week with a limit of 70 players which will take place in June.

The official opening this Ferras in July

Recruitment

Position available: moderator, support, helper, graphic designer.

Moderator who will monitor players during their gaming sessions to avoid any cheating.

Support those who will answer players’ questions.

Helper who will be there to help new or lost players on FunVenture.

Graphic designer who makes magnificent badges, images, logos, etc….

Site: https://funventure.fr/

Discord: https://discord.gg/g7csGmnJ35

we wish you a good day

Best regards FunVenture administration.

play.funventure.fr

Flumo – Vanilla survival server Minecraft

Events, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	213	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Flumo is a developing project where you can play in the company of good people, find new friends, show your imagination in the construction field, become a mayor or even a president. Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!

Features of our server:

ㆍSpace for creativity. It is not forbidden to build the Great Ziggurat and sacrifice large cattle to increase the wheat harvest. Go down to the bottom and restore order there – why not? Lay a railway around the world, creating a huge transport network? We will help you make your wildest fantasies come true!

ㆍNo donations that affect the gameplay. Undoubtedly. Without any doubt. At all times. No whales, swords of God and other incinerating sticks. Everything is obtained through your own labor. Fight – try! You can – overcome! If you pick it up yourself, help a friend pick it up.

ㆍContinuous progress. Polishing installed and adding new plugins and resource packs, updating the kernel to the latest released build, introducing fresh ideas. We do everything possible (and impossible too) to protect our players from lags, rollbacks and other troubles during the game. Stability and quality – these guys will accompany you on your journey.

ㆍCaring administration. Not a single griefer will escape the formidable hammer of justice. Not a single base will remain destroyed or plundered. Quick response to complaints and requests, frequent online presence, prompt resolution of all sorts of server problems are just a drop in the ocean from the capabilities of our team.

ㆍ Peace, tranquility and prosperity. A calm, unhurried and undemanding game in the company of good friends. General chat, because of which mobs will kill you, because you will have no time to beat them. Carefully planned events and spontaneous flash mobs in the hub for the amusement of the crowd. Memories in the spirit: I played in many places, but the best was at Flumo…

Is this all about us?

Partly.

From the good part.

We are striving for this.

To start playing: follow the link – http://flumo.space

play.flumo.space

Survival Craft – PhoenixSC – Fantom01

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

The same server from back in 2014. We’re still here!

Things have changed dramatically, and we’d love for you to see what’s new.

We use plugins to provide an enhanced Vanilla experience. mcMMO has been a server staple for years and it’s returned in the most recent update. Our community is safe and inviting, and claims add another layer of protection, so don’t worry about your builds being griefed. Explore the spawn and discover what players have built. What are you waiting for?

Server hosted by Shockbyte. Server owned by PhoenixSC and Fantom01. Currently managed by _Fruit_.

mc.survivalcraft.info

Neternalus Realms

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to Neternalus Realms

We are a slimefun survival server with no griefing, land claiming, terralith land generation, pre 1.16 fishing loot, armored elytras, and more to come.

We are currently in development so feel free to pop in and give suggestions

play.neternalusrealms.tk