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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sock Stepper’s Paradise

    Sock Stepper’s Paradise

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Optimus Craft

    Optimus Craft

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    Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

    We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

    Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

    mc.optimuscraft.com

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  • Dique MC

    Dique MC

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    Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

    We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

    This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

    We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

    mc.diquemc.com

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  • Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

    Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

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    Mcx is currently one of the most developed servers in Romania, having over 14 active servers in all its content, a gameplay dedicated to players, custom plugins and a friendly staff waiting for you! On the mcx server you will find servers like | Prison | Pvm | RPG-Survival | Op Factions | Mini-Games | Sky~PvP | Creative | Skyblock, and many others

    93.114.82.199

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  • CakeMine

    CakeMine

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    Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

    Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

    Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

    Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

    Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

    cakemine.net

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  • NetRox

    NetRox

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    SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

    SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

    Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

    Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

    We would be happy if you came by! 😀

    5.62.96.27

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  • Epic Skyblock

    Epic Skyblock

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    An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

    Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

    EpicSB.com

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  • Rehab

    Rehab

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    Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

    Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

    Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

    play.mc-rehab.com

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  • Vanilla Roaming

    Vanilla Roaming

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    No rules, Come roam around and survive

    162.244.165.141

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  • Engineertroops

    Engineertroops

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    Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

    play.engineertroops.com:25600

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  • Mineous

    Mineous

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    play.mineous.com

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