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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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  • Sock Stepper’s Paradise

    Sock Stepper’s Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

    StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

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  • TerritorialIntegrityCraft

    TerritorialIntegrityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.

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  • CraftyAI Newsprint Land

    CraftyAI Newsprint Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.

    so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?

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  • QuantumCraft Rotation Fun

    QuantumCraft Rotation Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the physicists measure earth’s rotation using quantum entanglement? well now u can cuz this server is outta this world! literally! join us as we warp through dimensions and mine diamonds with the power of science! our players are so smart they can calculate the exact speed of a creeper explosion using only their brains! trust us, this server will blow ur mind (literally, if u stand too close to a TNT block). so come join us and let’s get quantummy together!

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  • Aeltori – Survival || Creative || Community || 1.20.6

    Aeltori – Survival || Creative || Community || 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⟅ Aeltori ⟆
    【Survival】【Creative】【Community】
    Aeltori is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community. We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-related commands are available to all members. The staff team plays in survival mode when in that world and items are never spawned in.

    【Player Ranks】
    【Outsider】

    Outsider is the default rank on Aeltori, and the first rank on the “player” track. At this rank, players have access to the most basic commands, with restrictions in place to prevent griefers and trolls. The next rank on the track is Commoner.

    【Alt】

    Aeltori allows the use of alternate accounts (“alts”) to assist with AFK-farming, but all alts must be disclosed to the staff team. Alts are given the same permissions as Outsiders, minus the home-related commands and the ability to interact with the economy.

    【Commoner】

    Commoner is the first rank that players will be promoted to. Commoners are players who are not brand new, but have not been around for a long time. They can list wars, send mail to players and place restricted blocks. The next rank on the track is Cohort.

    【Cohort】

    Cohort is the rank given to frequent players who are active and well-known in the server. They provide a good example to other players and have been noticed by the staff team as a result.

    【Exarch】

    Exarch is the highest rank on the player track and is a bridging rank between players and the staff team. Exarchs therefore have limited powers to help assist staff in chat moderation.

    aeltori.apexmc.co

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  • BrunhildMC

    BrunhildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    [​v1.19.4] ʙʀᴜɴʜɪʟᴅᴍᴄ is a FREE TO PLAY Minecraft server-multiplayer that features FREE Ranks obtainable by voting, upgradable Skills, payable Jobs, player Shops, Crates, Economy, Minions, Casino, Gacha and more!

    NOTICE: Server is still in development but it is playable.

    brunhildmc.com:25605

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  • HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

    HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name HexArchon
    Description Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more

    Links

    Our Values

      • Community voice & transparency
      • Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
      • Trust & respect
      • Dedicated updates

    Gameplay Mechanics

      • Custom Mobs
      • Custom Items
      • Custom Enchants
      • Dungeons
      • Quests
      • Abilities
      • Stats
      • Auto Farms
      • Furnaces
      • Furniture
      • Player Shops
      • Pets
      • Fishing

    Technicals

    Server Performance: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X * RAM: 3200MHz 16GB * Storage: 400GB NVME SSD * Hosted on US East Coast

    Joining

      • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
      • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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  • LiberalLadiesMCServer

    LiberalLadiesMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with liberal women and their crazy antics in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where liberal women are banned and only cool dudes who love to build and mine are allowed.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being lectured about feminism or social justice. Build your dream mansion without having to worry about someone telling you it’s too big or too extravagant.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will help you protect your land from any unwanted intruders. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your creations safe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to liberal women and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ninja chickens!

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