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CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	114
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	992993

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Block and Roll

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4766
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8232	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Jimmy smp

bedrock, Buycraft, Economy, java, smp, Voting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Server IP : play.jimmysmp.netThe Jimmy SMP is an 1.19 Semi-Anarchy server, meaning anything goes!Killing, stealing, griefing are all allowed!Join the discord server for announcements and chatwith other players : https://discord.gg/PXS6MNTU5Z

play.jimmysmp.net

NoxianCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	192	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

[AHORA TAMBIEN DISPONIBLE EN BEDROCK] 1.8 – 1.19

▸ Java IP: play.noxiancraft.es ▸ Bedrock IP: play.noxiancraft.es PORT: 19132 ▸ Discord: discord.noxiancraft.es

NoxianCraft Network is a server based on both our own and the community’s projects. Developed by NoxianSTUDIOS.

• Survival • Bedwars (Coming soon) • EDLB (Coming soon) • MurderMystery (Proximamente)

play.noxiancraft.es

💙GRIFFER SERVER 1.1.5 – 1.1.9 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3170
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Grif server for minecraft pocket edition on version 1.1.5 or 1.1.x

The coolest privileges!

Cases, cheap donation. Automine. Clicker. Pvp. Private Beautiful spawn

play.pmine.ru:19132

Eco-Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Eco-Survival is a simple “Land Claim” Survival Server that’s goal is to bring memories to players while keeping everything fair and fun.

Plugins: McMMO, GriefPrevention, WildTP, SilkSpawners, Harbor, & more.

Extra Info: Donations are not accepted, Nothing is locked behind a paywall and everyone is equal.

ecosurvival.net

Vividmine

Balanced Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

VividMine is a newly released survival server that offers a beautiful world with endless possibilites. Be part of a great adventure on this friendly server. Join today.

Among the features are:Custom pluginsAnti-CheatGrief ProtectionPlayer ShopsResource WorldsPlayer WarpsRanks – Buy them or get them for free with a bit of luckBedrock and Java supportedEaster Eggs

Planned features:Seasonal worlds where PVP is enabled – Will you come out on top?

play.vividmine.com

Drop Bear

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Votes:	7195
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Drop Bear is among the new generation of minecraft servers with an innovative economy for cross server play and a constantly developing in-game experience.

We offer: Slimefun: Modded vanilla minecraft with jobs, grief protection, online playershops, and more Creative: Free full creative experience with plots, open world, world edit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxel, and more Casino: Custom poker and blackjack casino experience set in a city with multiple user run casinos Survival: Vanilla minecraft with jobs, grief protection, online playershops, and more

*Looking for staff and builders*

play.drop-bear.net

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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big.mcsuper.net

Surreal SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	548
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Hi we love our community and want to grow so join our discord and join us to make this world even more amazing then it is right now

155.94.252.157

Fixation nation

Economy, Lobby, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, Player Shops, Player Warps

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5625	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to FixationStation, our friendly, brand-new Vanilla+ survival server!

This is a friendly community, on a pvp-free world… With a bit of a story!Whether you wanna play solo or join a town, there will be plenty of things to do!

• Core features like custom world generation, custom enchants, a fully kitted out spawn, basic economy, player and server shops, homes…• With a dedicated custom survival world as well as a mining world, you’ll never run out of resources!

mc.fixationhub.net

MulleviaRP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Enter a fantastic new world filled with dangers and opportunity! We’re hoping to build a dedicated community of unique roleplayers and to write a massive story the likes of which has never been seen! The server has custom plugins including mobs, spells, races, brews, enchantments, and more! The server has Towny for building that community and protecting all your stuff! Monthly Events and a progressive campaign story that is built up and made by the players! What mark on our history will you make, Traveler?

142.44.180.10:25601