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  • Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

    Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

    Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterLaughs

    BlockBusterLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Penis Party Land

    Penis Party Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

    if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

    so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dusty Drive: Asthma Alert!

    Dusty Drive: Asthma Alert!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have dust storms that will blow your mind! Literally, because they’re so intense you’ll forget where you are. But don’t worry, we have motor vehicle accidents to keep things exciting! And if you survive that, you can visit our hospital for some asthma and congestive heart failure fun! It’s like a rollercoaster of health risks, but in Minecraft form. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dust storms like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCoords Legacy

    NoCoords Legacy

    New Minecraft Servers

    NoCoords Legacy

    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Community Discord >>>Community Discord<<<

    NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to emulate nostalgic feelings of older Minecraft versions. Features like Elytra are disabled to promote building infrastructure and diverse PVP styles.


    Modifications

    Elytra are disabled.
    Bed/Crystal damage is disabled.
    Phantom spawning is disabled.
    Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Basic Rules

    No Cheating.
    No Exploiting.
    No Bigotry.
    No Doxxing/Harassment.

    Hope to see you all there!

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Griefing is allowed within the server’s rules, but excessively destructive behavior may result in consequences.

    Are there any banned items or blocks?

    There are no specific banned items or blocks, but players are expected to adhere to the server rules and guidelines.

    Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

    No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Emerald Isle Adventures 1.20

    Emerald Isle Adventures 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do ye want to join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a firework factory? Well, buckle up yer diamond armor because this server is gonna blow yer mind faster than a TNT cannon on steroids.

    We got more mods than you can shake a stick at, from dragons that shoot rainbows out their butts to villagers that trade in diamonds for cookies. And don’t even get me started on the custom biomes – we’ve got a jungle made entirely out of cake and a desert where the sand is actually made of gold.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a zombie pigman. We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet ender dragon named Fluffy. And every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle royale where the last player standing gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So what are ye waiting for, matey? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more explosive than a creeper with a TNT addiction.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoyfriendBlocker Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendBlocker Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

    First of all, this server is run by a guy who thinks he’s the next PewDiePie. He’s constantly recording himself playing Minecraft and talking to his 10-30 loyal viewers. It’s like living in a real-life reality show, but with creepers and diamonds.

    Secondly, the drama on this server is off the charts. You won’t believe the rivalries, alliances, and betrayals that go down on a daily basis. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more TNT explosions.

    And finally, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to witness firsthand the struggle of a man torn between his dream of internet fame and his relationship with his supportive (or not so supportive) partner. Will love conquer all? Will he finally hit that elusive 100 subscriber mark? Only time will tell.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of blocky adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GF-FREE-FRAT-PARTY

    GF-FREE-FRAT-PARTY

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and fights like the one between this college dude and his high school girlfriend over frat parties!

    Join us and build your own virtual frat party where everyone is safe and having a blast without any risk of assault or danger. Our parties are so lit, even the creepers are dancing!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to make your girlfriend happy but also wanting to keep her safe. That’s why on our server, you can take her to all the non-frat parties she desires without any drama or silent treatments.

    Plus, if she changes her mind last minute, it’s no big deal because on our server, everyone is always down to party – whether it’s with friends from other colleges or just hanging out at a teammate’s virtual apartment.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons, not with your significant other over frat parties. Let’s party like it’s block-1999!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConcertCraft: Pre-Fame Jams

    ConcertCraft: Pre-Fame Jams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you stumbled upon a Minecraft server where all the players were actually secretly famous singers and bands before they hit it big? Yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server. Imagine mining diamonds with Taylor Swift or building a castle with the Jonas Brothers. Who knows, you might even run into Justin Bieber fighting off creepers like a pro. Join now for a chance to game with the next big music sensation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP