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Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	5035

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

Insomniagames

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	9835
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

minecraft.insomniagames.org

Horde RPG Zombie Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	968399
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	6838
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

☆Your journey begins here☆

Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

★Features★

✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

✔Shops

mc.infinityraids.net

McGroove Hunger Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

Hg.McGroove.net

DexlFactions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Emeralds Found:	8852	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

198.154.112.167

touchedcraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

play.touchedcraft.fr

CrimsonSkylands

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

mc.crimsonskylands.com

GCW Survival Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5636	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

gamechatworld.co

InsaneMc

Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Crops Grown:	2126
Dragon Eggs Found:	9110	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

[Cracked server] Open 24h

Play.Insane-Mc.com

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8487	Villages Defended:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

384501.mc.mpgs.co