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BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

10. International living, 11. Free accommodation, 12. Global exploration, 13. Remote living, 14. Expat life, 15. Worldly adventures, 16. Luxury living, 17. Cultural immersion, 18. Tropical paradise, 19. Urban living, 2. Travel goals, 20. Seaside retreat., 3. Wanderlust, 4. Bucket list, 5. Exotic locations, 6. Paradise on earth, 7. Global living, 8. Ideal living situation, 9. Ultimate dream home, blocktopia, Dream destination, free, Live

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

AmazonRivDrought122

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

1.21.1, Ability to Sleep, Adventure, Armor statues, community bonds, Community Builds, custom models, Custom Resources, Discord, Edition, ElectricityMC, Greylist, hermitcraft, java, Join, KIND, Minecraft, player events, randomness, Semi Vanilla, Sit Anywhere, smp, SPLASH, Staff Team, Survival, trade economy, Vanilla, Voicechat, worldborder

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	483
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, adaptive weather systems, Animals, aws, battle passes, benny, Build Guides, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, Gaming, Guild Pettan, Guild vidyapassword 69420, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, NA East, Online Community, open world, pay-to-win mechanics, Player Customization, player experience, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	5406

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TallGamerGirl

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3197	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

blended family, BUILD, Communication, coping mechanisms, DadCraft, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, Grief, Honesty, individual therapy, Lets, loss of a parent, parent-child relationships, Server, sibling dynamics, stepfamily, stepmother, Stepsibling, Therapy options, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7837	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

HurricaneHavocCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4266	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CreepervilleCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!