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BlockyBootyMinecraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

BdayBashCraft

aita, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, DAUGHTER, dlc, Friends, Generosity, Gifts, legend of zelda, mario kart 8, nintendo switch, Opinions, overboard, parenting, Shy.., spoiling, super mario odyssey, tears of the kingdom, timid, Zelda Breath of the Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

So, you think buying your daughter a few video games is spoiling her? Ha! You haven’t seen anything yet! Join our Minecraft server and spoil yourself with endless adventures and fun!

Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.

Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaCraft: Tactical Pause

aid, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, Humanitarian efforts, humanitarian mission, humanitarian relief, international aid, Israeli military, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Palestinian territories, pause, peace negotiations, tactical, tactical pause

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9145	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

LOL, so like this server is so lit that even the Israeli military had to take a break just to join in on the fun! They were all like, “Yo, we gotta chill for a sec so we can build some sick houses and mine some diamonds in this epic server!” And then they were like, “We gotta increase the flow of aid into Gaza so they can join us too and have a blast!”

I mean, if the Israeli military is taking a break just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be off the chain! Join now for a chance to play with soldiers and help build a better world in Minecraft! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon full of rare loot! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let’s make some memories together!

HurtFeelingsCraft

communication breakdown, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Conflicts, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional triggers, emotional wounds, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, healing, hurt feelings, HurtFeelingsCraft, interpersonal relationships, misunderstandings, personal growth, Psychology, resolving conflicts, SELF AWARENESS, triggers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2835
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3300	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. we have a secret underground club where llamas serve you cookies and milk while you ride on giant chickens.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. we have a special potion that turns you into a mermaid so you can swim with dolphins and explore underwater caves.

our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic music. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

come join us and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. remember, all conflicts can be traced back to someone’s hurt feelings, but on our server, we only spread love and laughter. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Solaria: Where things are semi-normal and semi-crazy at the same time

#youtube, Anarchy, Balanced Dupe, Bans, Clients, commands, Config, Discord, Hack, Instructions, Ip:, Joindate, kill, Phantoms, Playtime, Reply, Semi Vanilla, SemiCrazy, seminormal, Solaria, Spawn, Time, Vanilla, whisper, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	4760	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Server Name	Solaria
Version	1.20.4
IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565

Overview:

Come check out Solaria. This is my new server launched at the end of May. I highly recommend joining the Discord for the full experience. Solaria is mostly vanilla with a chat manager and relaxed anti-cheat system. There is no whitelist and no bans ever (hack clients welcomed).

Features:

Commands: /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper or /w, /reply or /r
Config: Phantoms disabled, spawnRadius set to 300, sleepPercentage at 10, Seed is -2030680423
Balanced Dupe: Instructions here

FAQ:

1. Is there a whitelist to join Solaria?

No, there is no whitelist on Solaria. Feel free to join anytime.

2. Are hack clients allowed on Solaria?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on Solaria as there are no bans ever.

3. What are the available commands on Solaria?

Some of the available commands include /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper or /w, and /reply or /r.

4. Can I disable Phantoms on Solaria?

Yes, Phantoms are disabled on Solaria.

5. How can I duplicate items on Solaria?

You can find instructions for balanced dupe on Solaria here.

CraftyMJG – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Mahjong on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be facing off against other players in intense Mahjong matches that will test your skills and push you to your limits. And if that’s not enough, we even have a booru filled with hilarious memes and fan art of your favorite Mahjong players.

But wait, there’s more! Tune in to our M-League broadcasts every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST for some top-tier Mahjong action that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget to check out our league V sheet for all the latest stats and updates.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

MomSlayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, one player actually killed their own mom just to get a little push in the game! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world!

CouchSurfingMamaBF

aita, baggy tee, Blaming, Communication Issues, CouchSurfingMamaBF, falling asleep, family conflict, Fault, FORCING, girl sleepover, kitchen noise, Leggings, mad, mom’s boyfriend, movie night, relationship dynamics, sleep on the couch, sleepover, teenage angst, tidy up, Yelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of living in a drama-filled household like this poor 17F? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your mom’s boyfriend drama or being blamed for everything.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone yelling at you for wearing leggings or having a sleepover in your own room. Plus, we have a strict “no blaming other players for relationship issues” rule, so you can play in peace without getting kicked out.

Come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players finding diamonds. Who needs a sleepover with mom when you can have a party with your virtual friends on our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

SmileAndForgiveMC

ANNOY, Confidence, empowerment, forgiveness, forgiving, Haters, haters gonna hate, inner peace, inner strength, let go, Move on, positive vibes, positivity, positivity wins, resilience, rise above, self love, SmileAndForgiveMC, smiling, spread love, strength

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

MasterBed Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Items Found:	8347
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.