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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6079	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyClapbackMC

assertive communication, Assertiveness, best response, Boundaries, clever response, COMEBACK, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClapbackMC, dealing with rudeness, disrespectful behavior., fuck you, handling insults, insults, rude comments, self defense, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, verbal confrontation, verbal self-defense, witty comeback

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Void Gems Collected:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Block and Roll

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	6199	Farms Harvested:	566
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Skillz4Days – Minecraft SMP

critical thinking, Decision making, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, lifelong learning, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-mastery, skill acquisition., Skillz4Days, smp, success mindset, talent development, Time management

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4821	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and instantly learn the skill of building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your friends and enemies alike with your extravagant self-portraits that will make everyone question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyMineChaos

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Towns Built:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to test your skills in the ultimate challenge of trying to herd a group of explosive sheep through a maze without blowing yourself up! Think it sounds easy? Think again! These sheep have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to cause chaos and destruction. Can you outsmart them and make it to the end in one piece? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this explosive adventure! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show us what you’re made of!

MaduroMustGoCraft

Army, authoritarianism, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, MaduroMustGoCraft, military intervention, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leaders, Police, Political unrest, power struggle, PROTESTS, regime change, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BrailleCraft – Fun Word Searches!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	252
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6189

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground base where u can chill with herobrine and his pet ender dragon.

join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or build a house out of nothing but emerald blocks. our mods are like unicorns, rare and magical, always there to help u out and make ur gaming experience the best it can be.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!